Person: *he had a scar over his right eye*
You: *your mouth was wide open* ADAM?
Adam: omg no WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT
You: are you not Adam?
R Adam: I'm Adam 2.0
You: WHAT?
R Adam: I'm basically a robot
R Adam: real Adam is in the back
You: is he dead?
R Adam: some questions are better left unanswered
You: * you gasped*
R Adam: but to answer your question no he's not
You: *you let out a sigh of relief*
R Adam: YET
You: STOP DOING THAT
R Adam: why it's fun
You: god damn you know how to scare people
R Adam: thx
You: why do you wear a mask?
R Adam: cuz I look less scary
You: well I guess that makes sense since you kidnapped Adam and every member of 3DG
R Adam: thanks for reminding me *he said sarcastically*
You: whatever
You: how long has Adam been kidnapped?
R Adam: um 2015 maybe
You: WHAT?
R Adam: ya I took his place so now I sing in Saint Asonia
You: wow
R Adam: ya 3DG is a karaoke band
You: I'm about to strangle you again but not fail this time
R Adam: I like you more the more we talk
You: fuck you
R Adam: your just upset that I'm your boss
You: no, that's not it
R Adam: I think it is
You: it's not
R Adam: yes it is
You: no it's not
R Adam: I bet it is
You: IT'S NOT DUMBASS
R Adam: geez baby you need to calm down
You: oh the things I would do to you if someone's lives weren't on the line
R Adam: *he smirked* oh the things I would do to you if-
You: *you held your hand up* I'm not gonna let you finish that sentence
R Adam: oh the-
You: Nope
R Adam: the things-
You: NOPE
R Adam: I WOULD DO
You: *you covered your ears* LALALALALLALALALALALA
R Adam: I'm beginning to regret trying to make you listen
You: you will never
R Adam: ya I know
You: finally you have figured it out
You: took you long enough
R Adam: I'm still smarter then you
You: well of course in robotics but your terrible of thinking ahead and you don't think about different scenarios and how to prevent them
R Adam: thx for giving tips on how to rule the world better
You: well aren't we partners hm?
R Adam: see your catching on
You: ya if I'm gonna help you rule the world your gonna have to listen to me
R Adam: well I mean not your orders
You: I mean I'm better at planning then you
R Adam: that is true
R Adam: even tho you hate my guts you're very helpful
You: even tho I hate your guts well that's it I hate your guts
R Adam: *he grabbed a stick and started playing pool*
You: you have a pool table up here?
R Adam: yes how else would I keep myself from being bored
You: you could let me use you as a punching bag
R Adam: I sense things would go wrong if I let you do that
You: yes you would be.... Well um.... Oh ya DEAD
R Adam: which is why I said I wouldn't let you do it
You: aww man
R Adam: *he set it up*
You: are you good at pool
R Adam: I mean I've played with Adam before and I won
R Adam: he sucks at pool
You: where did you get the scar from
R Adam: Adam, he's a fighter
You: that makes sense