Thranduil: Guards!
Guards: *bowing* Yes, my Liege?
Thranduil: This little man is an extreme annoyance to me. Remove him!
Guards: With pleasure!
Legolas: *walking in* Hello, Ada
Thranduil: This really isn't the best time,Legolas
Legolas: Uuum, sorry. Why not?
Thranduil: (to guards) You may wait for my orders. Legolas, I'm dealing with an issue. *looks meaningfully at Thorin*
Thorin: Are you calling me an issue?
Thranduil: *thoughtfully* Yes, I suppose I am. And I didn't ask you to speak.
Legolas: Father? What exactly is going on?
Thranduil: This dwarf guy invaded my forest.
Legolas. Oh. Hi Thorin.
Thranduil: Do you know each other?
Thorin: Absolutely not! To think that I would associate with such...filth!
Legolas: *mutters* Well, so much for trying to be nice.
Thranduil: Yes, Thorin, that's quite enough. Guards!
Guards: What are your orders?
Thranduil: To the dungeons! That's what he deserves!
Thorin: Nnno heeey stahp dont ow that hurt you beasts unhand me *gagged* uhnnnaouehfin isugsa lg isug..*guards drag him away*
Legolas: Father, don't you think that this is a bit...drastic?
Thranduil: Of course not.
Legolas: Okay. I'll just...be over here...
Thranduil: I need some lunch. Speaking to that... that... thing really made me feel famished. *dramatic sigh*
Legolas: Um okay I'll make it...?
Thranduil: Sure, thanks. I'll have a four course meal featuring roasted pheasant-that's pheasant not peasant-and roasted red pepper soup with fresh bread and...
Legolas: *inturrupting* I realy don't have time to cook all that now...
Thranduil: I'm just kidding. Gosh. I'll just have a salad.
Legolas: Fine. Bye. *leaves*
*5 minutes later*
Legolas: Here you go.. I tried..
Thranduil: Thanks.
Legolas: Okay, I really have to go now. Theres, like, some spiders and
Thranduil: So, I don't get any company?
Legolas: I really can't stand here just watching you eat...
Thranduil: Aaand why not?
Legolas: I already told you! So bye.
Thranduil: Okay, fine, go away then.
Legolas:....bye...