"Not a pizza"
Third eye rolling
Inner facepalm
"Who ordered that?"*
*The eventual recognition of the "mu meson" muon as a simple "heavy electron" with no role at all in the nuclear interaction, seemed so incongruous and surprising at the time, that Nobel laureate I. I. Rabi famously quipped, "Who ordered that?" (From wikipedia)
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