Tiya - Thanks God tu safe hai.
Nitya - Thanks to us ladke ka karna chahiye jisne ise un gundo se bachaya.
Ruhi - Janti hai wo kaun tha?
Nitya - Kaun ?
Ruhi - Wahi ladka jispe maine pastry pheki thi.
Tiya - Tune usase jhagda kiya phir bhi usne teri help ki. Isi se pata chalta hai ki he is a nice man.
Ruhi - Janti hai wo hai kaun?
Nitya - Abhi to tune bataya na wo pastry boy.
Ruhi - Us pastry boy ka naam Aaditya Singhaniya hai.
Nitya - What? Tera new boss.
Ruhi - Haa wahi. Or maine usase phir se ladai kar li.
Nitya - Ye tujhe aaj kal ladai kyu sujhti hai her waqt? Tujhe use thanks bolna chahiye tha or tune usase ladai kar li. Pata bhi hai wo kya kya kar sakta hai tere sath?
Ruhi - Wo mujhe laga unhone hi mujhe waha lock kiya tha. Isi liye...
Tiya - OK jo ho gaya so ho gaya ab chod un baato ko. Main coffee bana ke lati hoo phir kuch or baatein karenge.
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Yuvi and Sid were fighting on some topic when Aadi enter.
Aadi - Kya hua? Tum dono kis baat pe lad rahe ho ?
Yuvi - Isase pucho. Jhooth bolne laga hai aaj kal. Baatein chupane laga hai.
Aadi - Really! Kya chupaya tune? Bhaiyo se bhi koi kuch chupata hai kya?
Sid - Kuch nahi. Ye Yuvi aise hi bakwas kar raha hai.
Yuvi - Haa haa main to bakwas hi karta rehta hoo. Kaam ki baatein to bus tu karta hai or wo bhi changing room me.
Aadi - Changing room me?
Sid - Shut up Yuvi.
Yuvi - Why should I shut up? Bol na, such bata ise? Aadi puch isase ki aaj kis ladki ke sath tha shopping mall ke changing room me?
Aadi - Really. Sid tu changing room me kisi ladki ke saath tha.
Sid - Haa.. wo..
Aadi - I can't believe.
Yuvi - Agar maine apni aankho se nahi dekha hota na to main bhi believe nahi karta. Main usi shopping mall me tha jab ye us burkhe wali ladki ke sath changing room se nikla romance kar ke.
Sid - Romance.. Aisa kuch nahi hua samjhe.
Yuvi - Kuch nahi hua! Romance ke mamle me tu nalayak ke nalayak hi rahega. Itna accha mauka tune haath se jane kaise diya?
Sid - What?
Aadi - Aisi kaun si ladki mil gayi tujhe jo tujhe changing room tak le gayi.
Sid - Wo main tujhe baad me batauga pehle tu ye bata ki ye lipstick wali ladki kaun hai?
Aadi - Lipstick wali ladki! Kaun?
Sid - Wahi ladki jiski lipstick ke nishan teri shirt pe hai.
Aadi sees lipstick marks on his shirt.
Aadi - Ye nishan.. (he remember record room incidence) ye zaroor usi ladki ka hoga.
Yuvi - Ye usi ladki ka naam kya hai?
Aadi - Pata nahi lekin jab milti hai kapde kharab kar ke jati hai. Pehle Ice-cream phir pastry or ab lipstick.
Yuvi - Ye wahi ladki hai jisase kal teri fight hui thi? Tujhe phir kaha mili?
Aadi - Mere hi office me kaam karti hai.
Yuvi - Wow new girl.. hot hai kya?
Aadi - Pata nahi.
Yuvi - Pata nahi!
Aadi - Maine use thik se dekha nahi.
Yuvi - Are wah ek ladki tujhse 2 baar mili or tune use thik se dekha tak nahi. Aankhe kharab hai ya hormones?
Aadi - Shut up.
Yuvi - Tu to is Sid Sanyasi se bhi gaya gujra nikla. Isne to pehli mulakat me hi ladki ki aankhe baal hoth sab notice kar liye the. Or aaj dusri ladki ke sath changing room me tha.
Sid - Wo wahi ladki thi.
Aadi - Tujhe wo ladki fir se mil gayi.
Sid - Kal mili thi tab bhi uske piche kuch log pade the aaj bhi wahi log uske piche the. Main use un logo se bacha ke mall se bahar laya tha. Or tu bakwas kiye ja raha hai.
Yuvi - Are Wah hero jaisi harkate. Ladki ne thanks to bola hoga.
Sid - Nahi.
Yuvi - Nahi. Badi badtamiz ladki thi. I have a doubt kahi wo tera picha to nahi kar rahi.
Sid - Wo bechari problem me hai. Kismat se baar baar mujhe mil jati hai.
Yuvi - Wah kya kismat connection hai. Waise meri baat mano ladki tujhe puri fida hai or tujhe follow kar rahi hai. Problem me hai ye dikha ke tujhe emotional kar ke pehle dost banegi fir girlfriend. Experience se bol raha hoo.
Sid - Apna experience apne paas rakh. Insan ki parakh mujhe bhi hai. Uski aankho me dikhta hai wo problem me hai.
Aadi - Badi gaur se dekha hai tune uski aankho me.
Yuvi - Isne itna to kiya tune to apni wali ko thik se dekha tak nahi.
Aadi - Apni wali.... kya bakwas kar raha hai. Wo meri employee hai jiska mujhe naam tak nahi pata.
Yuvi - Exactly. 2 mulakato ke baad bhi tum logo ko ladkiyo ke naam nahi pata. Logo ko to love at 1st sight ho jata hai. Wo apna Sumit usne to 4 mulakato me ladki ko propose kar diya. Or ab unki love marriage bhi ho rahi hai.
Aadi - Love marriage..bakwas. Actually is shadi ka pura concept hi bakwas hai.
Sid - Shadi me bakwas kya hai?
Aadi - Puri Zindgi is shadi ke side effects hi jhele hai maine. Mere mom dad ko dekh na. Pehle pyaar pyaar kar ke shadi kar li phir mere paida hone ke baad unhe ehsas hua ki shadi kar ke galti kar di. Kise blame karte isliye ek dusre ko blame karte karte ek din alag ho gaye. Piche chod gaye mujhe ye jane bina ki unke toote rishte ne mere andar pyaar or shadi ko lekar kitni karwahat bhar di.
Sid - Problem to mere mom dad ki shadi me bhi hai. Wo bhi sath hokar sath nahi hai. Per iska matlab ye nahi hai ki main ye maan ke baithu ki shadi bakwas hai. Meri nazar me shadi rooh se rooh ka milan hai.
Yuvi - Matlab ki tu marne ke baad shadi karega.
Sid - What?
Yuvi - Haa marne ke baad hi rooh bante hai na to tu marega rooh banega fir kisi rooh ko dhoondh ke shadi karega na.
Sid - Tu or tera dimag. Are I mean shadi ek intense relationship hai. To jab mujhe aisi ladki mil jayegi jiske bina meri dhadhkane ruk jaye main shadi kar lunga.
Yuvi - Wah wah. Dekho mera kya hai her week new ladki new love story. Mere liye shadi pyaar ki manzil hai. Jis din mujhe kisi ladki ko dekh ke aisa lagega ki stop ab iske alawa or nahi. Main us ladki se shadi kar lunga. But mujhe nahi lagta ki aisi koi ladki mujhe milegi. Or Aadi tu... tu shadi kab karega?
Aadi - Main or shadi. Mere liye shadi na pyaar ki manzil hai na hi rooh se rooh ka milan.
Sid - To tere liye shadi kya hai?
Aadi - Sex karne ka licence.
Sid - What?
Yuvi - Kitni ajeeb soch hai teri.
Aadi - Isme ajeeb kya hai. Shadi hume licence deti hai ki hum kabhi bhi bina dare sex kar sake.
Yuvi - To tu sex ke liye shadi karega.
Aadi - No way. I am Aaditya Singhaniya. Ladkiya marti hai mere sath time spend karne ke liye. Agar mujhe kabhi zaroorat hogi to bus ek ishara karunga or koi bhi ladki mere bedroom tak aa jayegi.
Sid and yuvi both got huge shock listing Aadi thoughts.
Sid - Kitni vulgar soch hai teri.
Yuvi - Ek baat bata tune ab tak kitni ladkiyo ke sath...
Aadi - Bahut hi wahiyat or personal sawal hai. Lekin tu bhai hai to bata deta hu I m Virgin. Abhi tak koi aisi ladki mujhe nahi mili jo mujhe kamzor kar de.
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Tiya - Tu kaha khoi hai.
Ruhi was lost in her thoughts when Tiya ask.
Ruhi - Kuch nahi aaj ke incidence ke baare me soch rahi thi.
Nitya - Bhool ja us baat ko. Tension mat le.
Ruhi - Tension nahi le rahi. Bachapan se apna khyal khud rakha hai. Khud hi apni her problem se ladti aayi hoo. Apni hifazat aap ki hai. Aaj pehli baar kisi or ne meri hifazat ki hai. Mere liye khada hua. Mujhe bahut accha laga yaar.
Tiya - Boss ne tere liye fight ki to itna khush hai. Ek din jab wo ladka aayega jo tere liye sab se lad jayega to kya karegi.
Ruhi - Pata nahi aisa koi hoga bhi ki nahi. Per mera dream hai ki meri shadi jisase bhi ho wo mujhe bahut pyaar kare. Mere her pagalpan me mere sath ho.
Nitya - How cute. Mera hone wala pati na thoda sa naughty thoda sa pagal thoda cute thoda rowdy hoga.
Tiya - Tujhe pati chahiye ya 4-5 filmy heroes ka mixture. Waise bhi tera life partner to tere baba ji ne pehle se fix kar rakha hai na.
Nitya - Baba ji ne jaisa kaha waisa to mujhe koi nahi mila. Kash wo changing room wala ladka hota.
Ruhi - Tu us changing room wale pe flat ho gayi hai kya?
Nitya - Ladka hot tha yaar.
Tiya - Tujhe to her ladka hot lagta hai. Per mera fix hai main shadi karungi to kisi police wale se.
Ruhi - I wish hume humare dream boys jaldi se mil jaye.
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