Hannah was always good with arguments.
She should be a lawyer one day.
I'd hire her.
You would, too, and you can't even deny that.
She always knew what she was doing.
She was the one who convinced me that I had to get out.
That I had to leave you.
Before one of us killed me.
You were getting more and more forceful everyday.
And I was cutting deeper and deeper.
It was almost an endless cycle of pain.
Hannah wanted to force me out of it.
She knew that the only way she could do this was to get inside my head.
Girls' Night.
Plus Seth.
You never liked Seth, did you?
Well, he didn't like you either.
He was more than willing to help Hannah with her little plan.
"Eth-Sey! J. Belle!"
"Hey Love!"
"Hey, guys."
I didn't really want to be there.
So I brought a water bottle.
Let's just say that the water bottle didn't have water in it.
"Okay, what game should we play first?"
Hannah was a bit too enthusiastic for me.
"Let's play a drinking game!"
Seth gave me a look.
"I think you've already done that."
Sarcasm much?
"Truth or Dare?"
Of all the things he could've suggested...
"I'll go first!"
Of course, Hannah.
"Umm... Alright! Seth, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
Pussy.
"Okay, who was your first kiss?"
"Wow, Seth, I don't think I've ever seen you blush."
"Maria."
"Oh. My. God."
I was shocked.
"My Maria? Maria Espejel?"
"Yeah. Your Maria."
"But, isn't Carlos one of your best friends?"
"He doesn't know."
"Can someone explain this to me?"
Hannah was so confused.
"I'll break it down. Remember my neighbor, Maria?"
"Yeah."
"Seth kissed her."
I guess Hannah was shocked, too.
"Okay, moving on."
Seth changed the subject.
"My little sunshine, Belle of the ball, Jay!"
"Es-yay, Eth-sey?"
Pig latin.
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to lick Hannah's face."
"Umm okay?"
Don't you wish you could've been invited to that party?
I leaned over and, yes, I licked Hannah's face.
She was appaled.
I thought it was hilarious.
"Yay. My turn."
"Oh, God."
"Here we go."
They were always good at that whole unison thing.
"Handy Hannah, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Where did you meet Tyler?"
It was a touchy subject so I wasn't surprised by the looks I was getting.
"I- I met him through a friend. Through Iman, actually."
Iman wasn't exactly her 'friend' anymore.
"Oh. Okay."
I took a swig of my drink.
"Alright, Seth! Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to go streaking."
"No problem."
"Uh, I think she means naked. Butt naked."
"Shit."
Okay, that one was high-five worthy.
Do you feel like this is a pointless story?
Is this little tale worth shit to you?
I thought so.
I'll give you the condensed version.
One naked Seth, five truths, three dares, and half a bottle later...
It was my turn.
"Hannah, I dare you to punch me as hard as you can."
Shocker, right?
I don't even remember this.
Seth and Hannah gave me the details.
I remember the feeling when I woke up the next morning.
Oh, the things you drove me to do.
I was on the brink of insanity.
But don't worry!
Hannah doesn't hit nearly as hard as you do.
Not even close.
But I do think that girl should play baseball.
Because she's got one hell of an arm.