private messages between armie and timothée
armie: hey did you see that article e news posted?
tim: yeah i did, why?
armie: did you read it?
tim: i just looked at the title and skimmed through it. why what's wrong?
armie: you aren't weirded out or anything? like what it said and how people are talking about it?
tim: no why? are you? i'm fine with it. is it bothering you?
armie: no, not at all. i just wanted to make sure you are okay with seeing stuff like that.
tim: oh, yeah, i'm okay.
tim: ARE YOU READY FOR TOMORROW??!
armie: um i think the fuck yes.
tim: good because i have something important to tell you!
armie: what is it?
tim: you have to wait!
armie: what? whyyyy!
armie: c'mon tell meeeeeee!
tim: bitch no.
armie: bitch fine.
tim: bitch.
armie: bitch.
tim: bitch.
armie: your my bitch.
tim: ...
tim: no, you're my bitch.
armie: bitch no.
tim: okay random question. it might be a little weird, but if we were together, when we'd have sex, for say, who would be on top and who'd be on bottom?
armie: fucking hell timothée.
tim: what! it's a serious question!
tim: i want your opinion!
armie: fine bitch.
tim: okay bitch tell me.
armie: is definitely be top because i'm bigger than you.
tim: body size? or dick size?
armie: both.
tim: !!!
armie: i'm sorry, did i hurt you
armie: bitch?
tim: no. it's just i thought i'd be top because i'd be riding you.
armie: what the fuck tim. why did you think that?
tim: idk, i get a lot of time to myself and think a lot of random shit all the time.
armie: well, i'd most likely be a top and you'd be bottom. you'd like it better if you were bottom. i'd have my huge dick in you.
tim: true that.
armie: i gotta go bitch. see you tomorrow?
tim: of course bitch.
armie: bye bitch. love ya.
tim: love ya too, bee-otch.
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i always think that they call each other bitch. hope you enjoyed! also happy birthday america! everybody stay safe and drive responsibly! also happy 100th birthday to my favorite patriotic bitch, steve grant rogers!