Ugh, I know I'm late but here you go. Enjoy!
Fic title: Cats
Me: Hey
Me: hey Hoshi
Me: hoshi
Me: hoshi?
Me: are you okay?
Me: ryoma ur scaring me
Ryoma: Hey, wassup
Me: jesus, don't scare me like that!
Ryoma: sorry, just busy
Me: with what?
Ryoma: it's stupid
Me: go on
Ryoma: iboughtafursuit
Me: what
Ryoma: I WAS AT SOME SORT OF CLOTHING STORE AND THIS CREEPY GUY SAID HE'D HOOK ME UP WITH A FREE FURSUIT IF I SMELLED HIS SCARF
Me: WHAT
Ryoma: so i declined but he grabbedmybeanieandsaidi'dnevergetitbackunlessitookhisfursuit
Me: is it even big enough for you?
Ryoma: besides the point, I now have a cat suit in my car
Me: holy shit how do you get yourself in these weird situations
Ryoma: i might just sell it on ebay
Me: no no no
Ryoma: ?
Me: I have a better idea
A few hours later
Ryoma: why is there a box with holes in it on the floor of my house
Ryoma: your the only one with keys, what did you do?
Me: *you're
Ryoma: holy shit
Me: d'you like it?
Ryoma:YOU BOUGHT ME A CAT OMG
Me: i bought one that looked like your fursuit
Ryoma: it's not my fursuit!
Ryoma: also how tf did you know what it looked like? It was in my car
Me: Kokichi texted me the plan.
Ryoma: that... that would explain why he was wearing that mask
Ryoma: I'll kill him I swear omfg
Me: so he had a picture on his phone of the suit so I bought you a cat
Ryoma: his name is Peanut and he's our cat child and you will love him
Me: check his collar
Ryoma: oh ffs
Me: did you read it?
Ryoma: you wasted money to get a collar that read 'furry'.
Me: that I did
Ryoma: come over right now and look what you did.
Me: you just don't want to be alone when you're petting him, do you?
Ryoma: come over
Me: love you xx
Ryoma: love you too
Word count - 345.