taehyung
when i was five, i went to a party with my best friends at the time and i shit my pants at one point from laughing too hard like ACTUAL SHIT CAME OUT OF MY ASS
jimin
i-
jimin
this was not what i wanted-
taehyung
well bitch this is me
taehyung
i'm fucking gross and i make very inappropriate jokes that nobody ever laughs at but it's nice and truly great bc then i could laugh at my own jokes and boost my self-esteem all on my own and that's how you get to love yourself
taehyung
also i drank like four cups of coffee tonight i'm pretty sure i'm going to die
taehyung
if anyone ever found me dead tonight i'll make sure they find out it's all because of you so you'd live a miserable life bc of my death
taehyung
and then you'd feel like you actually loved me bc you can't live normally anymore without my existence on earth
jimin
jesus christ
jimin
how do you even plan to do that
taehyung
idk suicide note maybe
jimin
KIM TAEHYUNG
taehyung
i'm kidding chill
jimin
that wasn't funny
taehyung
ik i just like to make fun of my own depression and suicidal ideations sometimes
jimin
so what people say at school is true?
taehyung
which one? lmao
taehyung
the fact that people i dont even know talk about me makes me feel relevant hahaha
taehyung
though it makes me cry to sleep almost every night hahaha
jimin
you do have dark thoughts and shit?
taehyung
yes, jimin, i have "dark thoughts and shit"
jimin
what about the part where you've tried hurting some ppl from school before?
taehyung
that one's actually one of my favourites
taehyung
like have u seen me
taehyung
do notice how fucking S M O L i am? i can't even climb the fucking stairs without wheezing bc i'm all bones, no flesh
taehyung
i look like a fucking zombie and feel like it at the same time i mean how am i supposed to hurt anyone with this body of mine?
jimin
i knew it
taehyung
what
jimin
i knew you wouldn't do that
taehyung
ok this is getting weird
jimin
says the boy who just talked about accidentally taking a shit at a party
jimin
how'd that go for you btw
taehyung
i hope you die in your sleep