SHITS AND GIGGLES 2

By THEBATH91

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*Matty B voice* You thought it was over? hah -( ° o °)- < BITCH STEP ON MY FUCKING SHOES WI... More

my fren that made me criii proof bitch. facts.
BOP YOUR BUSSY
YOUR WHAT HURTS?
PATATA
I WILL DO QUESTIONS LATER TODAY
QUESTIONS PEOPLE, FUCKING ANSWERS TOO I GUESS
IM YOUR RAT FREN
REASON NUMBER MILLION TO LOVE MR. EYES
CHILDREN WANTED TO TAKE PICTURES OF ME AND I LET THEM HAVE A PHOTO SHOOT
i got switched and tagged XD
be proud bitch
wow...just wow
Yo...but really....
IM TURNING TABLES PEOPLES
this..is...my children...XD legit
my "sides"
storytime, children
im watching vines and just...thinkin and chilling lmao
someone give me a tissue or just choke me
I LOVE QUESTIONS, NGL
WOWIE DINNER TIME IS FUN
Fluff facts
wow...well then...
its a fuckin scetch that isnt that great
WHAT THE FUCK BRO?
im shane ngl
oml...we dont do that
i love water and shit.. but not this shit
I'mma rant!
im tired...
holy shit, i fucking...okay
DaYumn
why i am annoying
*chokes on air*
BABY RRRUUUUGGG
*screeches*
I SAW MY PEOPLE!
okay...so
oh shit, grandma is at it again
this is all of me in three pictures
im childish... ngl
*snorts*
well
im It obsessed!
okay, this is serious. please take it seriously.
another rant about IT... because i can...1990 version
wow....
fucking FUCKITY
bruh ranting a bit lmao
warning! there is a smol emo bean in this!
i feel so guilty and no one is helping me with the feelings
im dieing
whole bum and a half
i wanna die, but this makes me happy on the inside
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME tw
bruh
MY BIRTHDAY SUCKED ASS, BIG TIME AND THIS MADE ME LAUGH
my face burns from frosting...a timeline of me, the troll
really.
DADDY
im bored...
NICKNAMES
IM A BIG JEFFY FAN
okay.
okay
im alive, but,
xD
xD
OML! i cant, why am i an ass btw?
why dont they not look far from the picture
im going to hell ....and im okay with it
BRUH
well, i aint wrong
soo...will you?
xD oml i was a fluff
i cant draw, im sorry
Love is what i got!
BARK BARK BITCH
okay, on a serious note
wowie
the tea is spilt: ranting
TAGGED AGAIN
listen. I'm ranting
okay, imma scream
well, i did it
IT WAS THE WRONG WAE
just rambling
Im hella....
a poem
BRUH
xD oh god, tbh...
uhm....
ew
christian dramatic show...
YEET YET YEET
TaGgED bItChEs
dieing horribly
okay...rambling
i don't get it...
WHY DID SHE DO THAT?!
you thought i wouldn't do it?
uuuhhhhh i dunno bitch
QoUtes?!
tagged, im it
*gags*
cAN I GET A MCPICK 2?!?
venting
MY BITCH
why the fuck...
father's day
SCRRRRREEEEEEEEECCCHH
BOOK CLUB
rambles at twelve
imma just ramble XD
NINE YEAR OLD ARMY!
uhm...okay, serious note
:(
:(
venting through lyrics towards no one
ML
Im...in love, with...
uhm
i dont have friends....
FUCKITY
fallen
im ugly as fuck
wOw
this is how innocent i am...
xD wow
im the meaning of depressing
on a serious note....
lil and me
tAgs
i have chills
im kinda bored, kinda numb
I DON'T THINK SO...
Detroit: Become Human
phone calls
Expresso my depresso
fuckery
SHE FUCKED ME WIT A-
i am scared XD
ugh, edits yaaaasss
ugh...
poem rant
well, this is dark shit
enjoy
no, not really.
uh ouch
ramble and thoughts

random thoughts at seven in the morning and no sleep

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By THEBATH91


Why man?

It's too hot

I have to deal with bullshit

It's way too hot

I wish I wasn't human, I mean like..I just don't like them. I don't like myself.

I go through misery

I am misery

I just hate humans

I think we should love Zumba's more, they are machine and have souls and feelings too XD

I should write more chapters for my Detroit: Become Human, but I dunno

I'm sooo tired

I wanna fucking die

There's people who keep me alive and keep me going...I just really appreciate them...

What if I die by cereal

hUh? WHAT IF THERE'S A BOX of cereal that kills, amazing

I dunno why, but I crossed with Zack X Cody, and they are brothers man, in real life and not real life, and I was dead on the inside. I mean, I see it, like the ship, only if they weren't  brothers, but DONT DO INCEST, LIKE EW THATS WEIRD.
Why would you look at your brother and be like, "I wanna eat his dick" YOU NEVER DO, BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T THINK LIKE THAT!

I fucking hate public bathrooms..

I hate ackward situations

I hate Disney, but don't, they have a history of being homophobic...I also hate Guns n'  Roses for being homophobic too, I mean, I still have a love for the, but i just like the music
Ya know?

I hate having long legs

Jumping frogger headass

Does anyone know what frogger is anymore?
.

Why am I weird? I am a fucking mistake

If a murderer ever comes in my house I would walk TOWARDS him and be like "please take me out of my misery?" And then...

Them: that's not fun though

Me: please?! Fucker, kill me!

Them: no, run and hide or do stupid shit

Me: * sarcastically* oh no, don't kill me, please, no...

My eyes feel like they are on drugs

FUCK YA BITCH SKEET SKEET

What about fucking bop ya BuSsY head ass

I need sleep fucking headass

Bitch needs to die headass

Fucking give me the fucking pills headass

Need one shot ideas head ass

PHOTOSYNTHESIS HEADASS

Could we copy strike minions now?

I actually don't hate minions, Baby likes minions and I'm not against them lmao

I'm actually a big Nickleback fan

I wanna kill myself

Grinch headass

*Yawns*

I think...I can't think

My mother called me a fucking dumbass and I said, "well, can't say that, I am pretty smart" and then thought: well, I wasn't the one who dropped me or should've not let me live

Also, lemme say biotch, Fuck YOU FUCK YOU, FFUUCCCKKK YOU

Does anyone remember shoes?


He has a family now!

ShOeS

That's all that plays in my head

There's a loud bang upstairs and I don't fucking care but do

*Laughs*

I want the sun to eat me XD

Bitch I'm nothing

WHAT IS LOVE. BABY DONT HURT ME, DONT HURT ME, NO MORE

Why do I keep saying "Do tHe RoAr!"

SpAce DusT

I'm so tired

Holy shit mkay

7:45

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