Facebook! (A Percy Jackson Fa...

By KandyRush5

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I see a lot of people doing this so I decided to make my own. This is just a story filled with silliness and... More

Chapter 1
Chapter 2: Nico's a stalker
Chapter 3: Nico's Crush
Chapter 4: Thalico is Born
Chapter 5: Drunk In Love!!!
Chapter 7: So Many Dumb Ways to Die!
Chapter 8: R.I.P. Percabeth :(
Chapter 9: Operation Save Percabeth!
Chapter 10: Percabeth Forever!!!
Chapter 11: Would You Rather...
Chapter 12: Percy the Jackass
Chapter 13: The Hacker Strikes Again
Chapter 14: Damn You Auto Correct!!!
Chapter 15: Leo the Chef
Chapter 16: Leo's Stew
Chapter 17: Leo's Lasagna
Chapter 18: Leo's Plan
Chapter 19: Leo's Cake
Chapter 20: EMOTICONS!!! (ノ^_^)ノ
Chapter 21: I'm So Fancy!
Chapter 22: Percy's Angry (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Chapter 23: Love Quotes ♥
Chapter 24: More Emoticons! (=^ェ^=)
Chapter 25: Kindergarten Sucked
Chapter 26: Frozen is old.
Chapter 27: I Declare A Prank War!
Chapter 28: Awkward Moments
Chapter 29: Nico in a Dress
Chapter 30: Disney Movies
Chapter 31: More Pranks
Chapter 32: Silent Nico
Chapter 33: What We Think of Percy
Chapter 34: The Name Game
Chapter 35: I'm Bored
Chapter 36: Bieber Fever
Chapter 37: Love Songs (For Her) ♥ ♥ ♥
Chapter 38: Love Songs (For Him) ♥ ♥ ♥
Chapter 39: The Ultimate Prank
Chapter 40: Awkward Dates
Chapter 41: Pills N Potions
Chapter 42: Happy Birthday Percy!!!/ Happy Percabeth Anniversary!!!
Chapter 43: The Hacker Is Revealed
Chapter 44: Prank Calls
Chapter 45: One Less One Less Problem
Chapter 46: Kissing Annabeth
Chapter 47: Fun Things To Do At School
Chapter 48: Teenage Posts
Chapter 49: More Awkward Moments...
Chapter 50: Poseidon and Percy
Chapter 51: Poseidon and Percy (Part Two)
Chapter 52: Anonymous
Chapter 53: The Missing
Chapter 54: Anonymous is Revealed
Chapter 55: Mythomagic
Chapter 56: Jason's Diary
Chapter 57: Jasper! ♥
Chapter 58: So You Wanna Play With Magic
Chapter 59: KOOL AID!!!
Chapter 60: Young Nico
Chapter 61: Persassy!!!
Chapter 62: Persassy Jackson
Chapter 63: New Names
Chapter 64: Annabeth's Birthday
Chapter 65: Killing Octavian
Chapter 66: The Return of Luke
Chapter 67: YOU JINXED IT!!!!
Chapter 68: The Monster
Chapter 69: Don't Call Me Annie
Chapter 70: Little Siblings
Chapter 71: *Twitch Twitch*
Chapter 72: Apollo's Poem
Chapter 73: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Chapter 74: Bang Bang
Chapter 75: Creepy Clowns
Chapter 76: Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours
Chapter 77: Hypocrite
Chapter 78: ... I Can Explain.
Chapter 79: HELP ME DADDY!!!
Chapter 80: My Worst Nightmare
Chapter 81: Remember?
Chapter 82: Come Join the Candy Kingdom!!!
Chapter 83: I Shake It Off, I Shake It Off
Chapter 84: I'm A Black Widow Baby
Chapter 85: ABORT! ABORT!
Chapter 86: I. Hate. All. Of. You.
Chapter 87: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!
Chapter 88: The Return of Bianca
Chapter 89: No! Go Away!
Chapter 90: Please Don't Leave Me
Chapter 91: Igpay Atinlay (Pig Latin)
Chapter 92: I Am So Hot
Chapter 93: What's 9 + 10?
Chapter 94: Is That Me?
Chapter 95: Are You Sure?
Chapter 96: Let It Snow!
Message From Me
I'm Done...
Chapter 97: Graduation Day!!! :D :D :D
Chapter 98: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Chapter 99: At The Campfire
Chapter 100: THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!
Chapter 101: Come Here And Give Me A Kiss (ɔ˘з˘)ɔ
Chapter 102: Happy Halloween!!!
Chapter 103: We're Just Friends!
Chapter 104: This Boy Is On FIRE!!!
Chapter 105: Love Songs (Part Three)
Chapter 106: Love Songs (Part Four)
Chapter 107: It'll Suck More
Chapter 108: The Half-Blood Games!!!
Chapter 109: The Love Games
Chapter 110: The Poem Games
Chapter 111: The War Games
Chapter 112: The Clever Games
Author's Note
Chapter 113: Facebook Shut Down

Chapter 6: Weird Pairings

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Nico di Angelo has updated his status: 

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments:

Travis Stoll: You

Connor Stoll: Called.

Annabeth Chase: What did they do this time?

Nico di Angelo: THEY STOLL MY WALET!!!!!!!!

Travis Stoll: He he

Connor Stoll: stoll.

Piper McLean: Stop finishing each other's sentences!!!!!

Travis Stoll: Make

Connor Stoll: us.

Piper McLean: -_-

Annaveth Chase: Stolls. Give Nico back his wallet.

Connor Stoll: Fine...

Nico di Angelo: With all the money in it!

Travis Stoll: Dam. Okay.

Leo Valdez has updated his status: 

Guys, I found something very disturbing from the Aphrodite cabin. O.O

Comments: 

Annabeth Chase: Wait, what were you doing in the Aphrodite cabin?

Leo Valdez: Borrowing a hairbrush.

Hazel Levesque: What did you find?

Leo Valdez: I found these weird couple pairings.

Percy Jackson: Yeah so.

Leo Valdez: They're weird!!! Here's some: Percy and Rachel, Jason and Reyna, Me and Piper, Nico and Annabeth, Me and Reyna, Nico and Thalia, should I go on?

Percy Jackson: 0.o

Rachel Dare: 0.o

Jason Grace: O.O

Reyna: 0_0

Piper Mclean: O.o

Annabeth Chase: WHAT THE HADES!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Nico di Angelo: I like the last one.

Thalia Grace: Me too. But the rest are just plain weird...

Percy Jackson: Wait a minute... THERE'S MORE!?!??!?!

Leo Valdez: Yeah!!! There's even gay ones!!!!!

Leo Valdez: Do you want to know them?

Jason Grace: Strangely, yes.

Leo Valdez: Okay, here they are: Jason and Percy, Percy and Nico, Me and Jason, Nico and Jason, you know what, i'm just gonna stop there.

Percy Jackson: WHY ARE ME, JASON AND NICO MAN WHORES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Nico di Angelo, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, and 5 others like this comment.

Nico di Angelo: WHAT THE HADES IS WRONG WITH THE APHRODITE CABIN?!??!?!?!

Everyone likes this comment.

Leo Valdez: Do you want to know the lesbian ones?

Annabeth Chase: NO!!! JUST NO!!!!

Piper McLean: There's even lesbian ones!?!?!?!?!?

Hazel Levesque: Please don't.

Leo Valdez: They even have ones with us paired with the gods!!!!!

Percy Jackson: TELL US!!!!

Leo Valdez: Okay. Get ready: Percy and Poseidon, Jason and Jupiter, Me and Hephaestus, Piper and Aphrodite, Annabeth and Athena, Frank and Mars, Hazel and Pluto, Thalia and Zeus, Nico and Hades, and the list continues...

Jason Grace: *dies due to being too weirded out*

Poseidon: Aphrodite!!! You need to control your children!!!!!

Aphrodite: Why? What's wrong with them?

Zeus: They make weird and inapprpriate couple pairings!!!

Aphrodite: What's wrong with that?

Athena: They paired you with your own daughter for crying out loud!!!!

Aphrodite: So what?

Zeus: 0.o

Frank Zhang: No.... Just.... NO!

Piper McLean: HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?!??!?!?!

Thalia Grace: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!?!?!?!?

Percy Jackson: I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER DID THIS!!!!!!

Annabeth Chase: Whoever made this is just plain sick!

Leo Valdez: The paper says it belongs to Drew!!!!!!

Drew Tanaka: .........

Percy Jackson: GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone has logged off so they can beat the Hades out of Drew.

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