Dear Martian Manhunter,
Did you have birthdays on Mars? Or are you guys even born? Are you just cloned in tubes?
I'm sorry. Those are personal questions that I shouldn't be asking even if I think them inside my head.
But guess what my rudey-dudely pen pal?!
It's my b-day tomorrow! Whoot-Whoot! I know it's weird because their are only 28 days in February, but I was born on a leap year. And it's a leap year this time around!
And you know what else?
Uncle promised me that he was going to make it the best b-day yet!
He said we that we're going into town and doing all of my favorite things like the arcade and Johnson's Ice Cream Emporium.
I'm so excited my Green idol!
Uncle never does this. It's going to be great!
Living my dream,
-Billy