H: Yay!! I love getting dares!!! But seriously. I feel like one day I'm gonna die cause they're gonna shoot the messenger. Oh well. Time to ruin Envy's life! Envy is gonna get burned, yay! *Runs off*
Where is she going?
H: *enters the room where Roy is at the hospital* Hi flaming pony!
Roy: What do you want?
H: The truth is, you weren't betrayed by your beloved crush! That wasn't even Hawkeye who asked you out! It was all Envy! Originally he wasn't gonna even ask you out, but he decided to shoot you to mess with you a little bit. Okay? Okay! Bye! *Runs off*
Roy: Envy. I should have known.