Underneath the galactic umbrella
a glossy scoop of sparkles
oozes down her cheek
no amount of licking
can't stop that
she calms herself
to peek,
"no, no, no! This just wont do!
I might as well have picked
thunderous purple
instead of this lush blue
Oh, gosh, look at those two
*sigh*
they're bloated- twinsick
I am gonna cry, gonna cry..
w-wait a minute..
is that Draco's tail..
which looks like a twig..?
Argh , you, tubbytubs!
stop smiling slick!
Sew on a million diamonds
or else I'll cut back the cheese
and if you fool me with Mars or Venus
you'll lose your world famous fortnightly tease."