we're normal i swear
Jimmy: @tae @kook
Jimmy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hoebi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jinnie: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kookie: do I even want to know?
Joonie: No, you really don't.
Kookie: see, there's a reason why you're my favorite hyung
Taetae: oh
Kookie: second favorite. namjoon is my second favorite
Taetae: I was just joking, ya silly goose
Taetae: we only just met, so it's only natural that I'm not your fave... yet
Kookie: trust me, I already love you more than all of them combined
Jinnie: I really wanna feel offended but I can't
Taetae: I love you, too, honey bun
Jimmy: excuji meh. Is that a pet name I see?
Hoebi: Ohohoho
Taetae: isn't it cute? When we were ordering at the cafe, I was still looking at the menu, and I asked myself, "honey bun?" and kook replied with, "yeah?"
Taetae: he had the reddest cheeks and ears when he realized what he said
Kookie: hyung, stop exposing me :(
Taetae: but you were soo cute!
Hoebi has changed 'Kookie''s name to 'honey bun'
Hoebi: I couldn't resist
Taetae: i love how you're always associated with something sweet
honey bun: maybe that's why I'm so attracted to you
Yoongz: ugh stop being so smooth. it makes me uncomfortable
Jinnie: you're just allergic to anything cute
Jimmy:
Jimmy: what does that make me?
Joonie: Not cute? I'm pretty sure it was implied.
Jinnie: yass baby! DRAG HIM
Taetae: don't drag him too hard
Jimmy: you're the only one who loves me :')
Taetae: no, you promised to take me to get some ice cream later, and we can't do that if you're too depressed after getting your ego stepped on
Jimmy:
Taetae: can't choke if i don't have a gag reflex, babe ;)
honey bun: hot
honey bun: how**
Hoebi: careful, your gay is showing
Jimmy: don't tease him, hyung. i'd get turned on too if i found out my partner could take my whole dick into his mouth and get face fucked without choking
honey bun: hyung can do that?
Jimmy: why? is jungkookie getting dirty thoughts already?
honey bun: NO
honey bun: i'm just curious
Taetae: hmm idk
Taetae: maybe you'll just have to find out yourself if you're that eager to know
Hoebi: that was real fucking smooth ngl
honey bun: asdfgljoop
Jimmy: hello, life alert? yes, my friend just fell and he can't get up. what'd he fall for? Kim Taehyung
Taetae: I don't think they'll be much help :/ i called yesterday but I'm still waiting for help after falling for a certain Jeon Jungkook
Hoebi: you might wanna call an ambulance, too. I think kook's heart is missing
Taetae: nah, don't worry. It's safe with me
Jinnie: what about yours?
Taetae: i gave it to my honey bun. i hope he'll keep it safe
honey bun: I will!
Yoongz: took you long enough to answer
Joonie: Same. I was afraid you actually passed out.
Hoebi: speaking of taking too long to answer, where have you been?
Hoebi: you let Namjoon, Jin hyung, and Tae roast your man
Yoongz: i got a sudden spark of inspiration, so i've been busy working off of it
Jimmy: are you saying your work is more important than me? (ಠ ∩ಠ)
Yoongz: of course not, baby. you're the one that gave me the inspiration in the first place
Jimmy: really?
Yoongz: you're my muse, jimin. a lot of the songs i produce are possible because of you
Yoongz: I love you. <3
Jimmy: yoongles, you're gonna make me cry T^T
Jimmy: I love you, too. <3 <3 <3
Hoebi: not to ruin the moment but
Hoebi has changed 'Yoongz''s name to 'daddy yoongles'
Jimmy: damn, i didn't think you'd remember
Hoebi: as if I could forget
daddy yoongles: eh, there's nothing to hide. I'm proud of my relationship
Jimmy: THAT'S
Jimmy: MY
Jimmy: MAN
Jimmy:
daddy yoongles:
Jinnie: aw namjoon, they remind me of how we were when we first started out
Joonie: Ah, the memories...
Hoebi: lmao what? ya'll were wild
Jimmy: ^
daddy yoongles: ^
Joonie: What are you guys talking about?
Jimmy: last Christmas
Jinnie: HAHAHA would you look at the time? It's time for us to blast
Joonie: Yup, tons of stuff to do.
Hoebi: alrighty then! Have fun getting mounted by Santa, Rudolph
Jinnie:
Jinnie: :)
Hoebi: I've been ready for death ever since I survived after calling Jimin a dumbass so
Hoebi has changed 'Jinnie''s name to 'Santa'
Hoebi has changed 'Joonie''s name to 'Dasher'
Jimmy: what happened to Rudolph?
Hoebi: I hear Namjoon is quick ;)
Dasher: I'm seriously contemplating murder.
Santa: don't worry, honey. I'll be right there with you
daddy yoongles: here's a tip: don't let his tears fool you and go straight for the kill
Santa: he won't have the time to cry
Hoebi:
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Bunny ♡ Tiger
honey bunny: did you mean what you said?
cutae pie: about me letting you explore my nonexistent gag reflex or me falling on my ass for you?
honey bunny: um, the second one?
honey bunny: I mean, you don't really have to answer if you don't want to. It was probably a joke anyway
cutae pie: it was
honey bunny: oh
cutae pie: jungkook
honey bunny: you know what? just forget about it, please
honey bunny: sorry for bothering you
cutae pie: i'm gonna have a hard time doing that, considering you're the one i'm waiting on to catch me
honey bunny: ??
cutae pie: it was a joke, because i never hit the ground
honey bunny: call me an idiot, but i'm very confused
cutae pie: you are an idiot
cutae pie: when i start catching feelings for someone, i don't call that having fallen already. instead, that's what i call the currently falling phase.
honey bunny: meaning?
cutae pie: think of it this way: the more i fall in love with someone, the closer i get to the ground, and right before i land is the moment of truth. If the feelings are mutual, then i'm expecting that special someone to catch me before i get hurt. but if the feelings are unrequited, then that's when i actually hit the cold, hard ground
cutae pie: so really, i can't say that i fell for you and can't get up, because i'm still in the act of falling
honey bunny: what if i don't catch you?
cutae pie: then i hit the ground, cry (depending on how hard i fell), and eventually move on with my life
honey bunny: but i don't want you to get hurt
cutae pie: well, that's life
honey bunny: will you let me catch you?
cutae pie: that's up to you, bun
honey bunny: what if we're both falling at the same time? who would catch us then?
cutae pie: i guess we'll just have to catch each other, right?
honey bunny: i'm really clumsy. i might trip over my feet and land by myself
cutae pie: i'm clumsy, too, so i might just come tumbling after
honey bunny: then we'll both get hurt
cutae pie: kookie, you're making my metaphor of love much more complicated than it has to be o3o
honey bunny: what can i say? i'm scared of falling and getting hurt
cutae pie: if we both get hurt, we'll help each other up and comfort the other with cuddles and kisses until we're both better
honey bunny: you make falling for you sound like a good thing
cutae pie: maybe it is
honey bunny: i guess i'll just have to figure it out myself
cutae pie: please do
honey bunny: you asked so nicely, how could i not?
cutae pie: i'm just that irresistible
honey bunny: i'll be the judge of that
cutae pie: how am I getting scored?
honey bunny: for starters, are you free on Friday?
cutae pie: that depends. what's happening then?
honey bunny: i was hoping to take you out on a proper date
cutae pie: sounds tempting
honey bunny: i promise it won't suck
cutae pie: i'll be the judge of that ;)
honey bunny: is that a yes?
cutae pie: it definitely isn't a no
honey bunny: you're a playful one
cutae pie: are you into that? cause if you are, I can totally invite you to a game of Overwatch and show you playful I can get
honey bunny: you play?
cutae pie: only every night until Jimin yells at me to go to sleep
honey bunny: forget about the date, just marry me already
cutae pie: we're gonna have to see how good of a player you are before I marry you. I can't spend the rest of my life with some newb
honey bunny: is that a challenge?
cutae pie: hell yeah. Drop your user and Discord and show me what you got, Jeon
honey bunny: oh, I'm so marrying you