Three Idiots and a Ghost

By salkim03

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3 + 1 = 3 ... idiots and a ghost! Cooper Smith, the clueless one. Archer Lee, the awkward one. Skyler Rose, t... More

3I1G (3D1P #1) - Idiotic Introduction
When an idiot showered
When three idiots attacked
When a ghost said hi and received a f**k you
When a cat gave a piece of his mind and a ghost got a name
When a ghost fell asleep
When a ghost possessed an idiot
When an idiot danced
When an idiot got passionate about bananas
When a ghost said sorry and received a fart
When a ghost imagined a creepy idiot
When an idiot turned dumb
When a ghost snuck around and pissed off an idiot
When a ghost dreamed of an idiot
When two idiots were in class
When an idiot cried Ringu!
When someone never got a reply
When an idiot worried too much
When an idiot and a ghost had a nice time
When an idiot kept himself busy in his room
When an idiot was utterly clueless and another idiot lost his manhood
When a ghost went undercover
When someone passed by
When an idiot went to a gay bar
When a ghost felt sorry
When a ghost finally learned something about herself
When an idiot failed again to remember a girl's name
When a ghost couldn't look in the mirror
When a ghost got two bad pictures and a passible one
When three idiots and a ghost celebrated
Miniseries: A Cat's Chagrin (Part 1 of 2)
When a ghost ran away
When an idiot didn't like someone
When three idiots got into character
When a ghost watched the news
When two idiots skipped class
When a ghost got a friend she could relate to
When a ghost couldn't do anything
When a ghost knew this was farewell
When an idiot couldn't be awkward
When a ghost didn't know
When an idiot's grandma came to visit
When an idiot was possessed by evil spirits
When a ghost went on a trip
When a ghost remembered
When a ghost found acceptance
When three idiots sort of kidnapped someone
When a ghost found forgiveness
When a ghost reached her last day
When three idiots and a ghost said goodbye
Miniseries: A Cat's Chagrin (Part 2 of 2)
When three idiots spent a day without a ghost
When three idiots, a ghost, and a cat got interviewed
When an idiot wrote a Pattwad story
3W1Z (3D1P #2) - Introduction (Because I've decided to move everything here)
Because breathing is pretty cool (Part 01)
Because breathing is pretty cool (Part 02)
Because breathing is pretty cool (Part 03)
Because there are no second chances in death (part 01)
Because there are no second chances in death (part 02)
Because there are no second chances in death (part 03)
Because you can let yourself be heard (Part 01)
Because you can let yourself be heard (Part 02)
Because you can let yourself be heard (Part 03)
Because you can better yourself (Part 01)
Because you can better yourself (Part 02)
Because you can better yourself (Part 03)
Because you will get to places (Part 01)
Because you will get to places (Part 02)
Because you will get to places (Part 03)
Because it opens you up to new things (Part 01)
Because it opens you up to new things (Part 02)
Because it opens you up to new things (Part 03)
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Because only live bodies feel warm (Part 01)
Because only live bodies feel warm (Part 02)
Because only live bodies feel warm (Part 03)
Because there's always another chance (Part 01)
Because there's always another chance (Part 02)
Because there's always another chance (Part 03)
Because ghosts don't have friends (Part 01)

When an idiot got violated

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By salkim03

"Smith! The new supply of pet food's come in. Go make sure everything I ordered came," Dr. Russo said, handing Cooper a copy of the receipt.

"On it, sir! And might I add that your sore throat makes your voice sound even sexier than usual!"

"You have the nerve to harass me even when I'm sick—" Dr. Russo went into a coughing frenzy. He was straining his voice too much shouting at his fool of a worker. He lowered the volume to that of a near whisper. "Just go do your job, Smith. I'll be in my office."

Cooper went straight to work, counting bags of kibble and crossing them off the receipt. In the midst of this, he took a brief look at his phone to check the time. It was five minutes after seven. Margaret should have come two hours ago.

"I guess she's busy today..." Cooper sighed, continuing his task.

However, he had spoken too soon. With his back to the open door, he had no idea about the curly-haired teen who was currently sneaking up on him.

"Surprise!" Margaret gave a playful shove on Cooper's back, but it was enough to make him lose his balance and fall forward.

"Holy Jesus Cat! You scared me," he said, placing a hand over his rushing heart. Being scared wasn't the only reason it was beating so fast, however. The girl in front of him never failed to take his breath away and even more so when she showed him why she ran so late that day.

Margaret crouched down to the floor to shorten the distance between her and Cooper's face. She then showed him a big smile, revealing her perfectly straight teeth. "I got my braces taken off today."

"Woah, you're hot—I-I mean like... You know what I mean..." Although his face was burning with embarrassment, he couldn't look away from her.

Margaret's confident smile quickly turned shy as she tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear. "Cooper, there's something that I really wanted to do once I got my braces taken off."

"Y-You mean, like eat a bowl of noodles?"

"What?"

"You know, because they would get all tangled up in your braces before."

"Well, I guess that too..." Had it been under normal circumstances, Margaret would have laughed at this silly remark. But right now, she was too nervous to show much of any reaction. She'd been prepping herself for this one moment all week. There was no backing away now. "But there's something else... And I'm going to do it now!"

Margaret couldn't think of anything more to say. It was all action now. She moved even closer to Cooper until her lips were only a few inches away from his.

Cooper looked into her dark brown eyes which displayed nothing but utter conviction. For a brief second, he saw his boss in them. She'd definitely gotten that fiery spirit from her father. And just like with Dr. Russo, that spirit shot a wave of intimidation down his back.

In panic, Cooper stuttered, "W-Woah. Slow down there, Margaret. Despite what you may think, I-I'm still a virgin!"


***

We can only hope Jesus Cat came to Coops's rescue in the end... May his soul be cleansed.

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