Voltron Shit Storm

By TheGirlInShippingHec

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A bunch of random Voltron shit storm scenarios. More

Let Lance Smash
WHERE??? IS??? MY???? ARMOR????
Keith @ Lance
Space Suit

Voltron Quotes as stuff I've said/hear @ school

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By TheGirlInShippingHec

Lance: *bug lands on his knuckle* There's a buggle on my knuckle! HUNK LOOK!

Pidge: *looks @ Lance* I don't feel sorry for your dumbass.

Keith: *Some gay game pops up on his phone* Fuck off,  Kei!

Shiro: *slams his head down on his desk* I'm so done with everyone's bullshit!

Lotor: *one of his nails break* Coach! Can I not participate today?!
Shiro: Why?
Lotor: I broke a nail!
Shiro: *tired sigh*

Lance, fingers touching, right twitching: I am THIS close to having a mental breakdown.

Keith, throwing pass-back papers up in the air: FUCK THIS SCHOOL AND EVERYONE IN IT!

Shiro, the teacher: So they were pissed.
Lance: did you just...?
Hunk: *shook*....
Shiro: why is everyone- oh wait that's a "swear word" isn't it?
Pidge, dying from laughter: you bet your ass it is!

Lotor, flipping his hair: I'm too pretty for this.

Allura, soccer ball hitting her face: I HATE BALLS!
Pidge: is that why you're gay?
Allura: yes.

Keith, in woodshop: I'm too gay for this. *walks out*

*class is watching a movie and it makes a racist joke towards koreans*
Lance: *nudging hunk, who's asleep* keith is losing it!
Keith: *throwing books and screaming*

Young Keith: what's a gay...? *a few google searches later* oh... I'm gay now.

Lance, guarding keith in a gym game: whatcha' gonna do now kogane?
Hunk: give him some breathing room, Lance!
Lance, getting closer to keith: you're trapped-
Keith, knocking Lance flat on his ass: just move.

(^ This actually happened to me in PE. )

Shiro: I get you writing South America instead of South Africa once but three times?!
Keith: I WAS IN A RUSH OK?!
Shiro: this is by far one of the weirdest psychological phenomenons I have ever seen.
Lance, trying to be supportive: if it makes you feel any better I almost did the same thing.

<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
^ This is all from my tumblr, literally-ship-everything. This all stuff that's happened around me in the past year so yeah. My favourite is the South America/South Africa one because the kid that did that is never able to live it down. People still tease him about it though that was 2 months ago.

Anyways today was my last day of school sooooo I thought why not do something funny?

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