smelly cat?oh shit,i left the back door open,
did he hear me fart out loud?
no matter,i'll blame the cat.
what?he can't talk.
rock,paper,scissors,
rock,paper,scissors,
rock,paper,scissors,
oh shyucks,the scissors hate me,
I can't always wear my superwoman underwear,
sometimes too much good luck is bad luck.
he saw the stretchmarks,
so what?If he loves me he'll take my all,
stretchmarks or no stretchmarks.
either way,he raised an eyebrow ;
did he?
shit,come to think of it,he did.
bummer.
Bottom line, HE LIKES ME FOR ME!!