Elle: xXxBloodLusterxXx says to kiss Poseidon in front of Percy.
Annabeth: *scowls* Oh, come on! First, Zeus and now Percy's dad?
*later*
Annabeth: *walks into a meeting in Olympus while dragging Percy along*
Athena: *looks at them and sighs* Not again.
Apollo: Ah, Annabeth. Have you come to kiss me? *grins*
Athena and Annabeth: No.
Apollo: Geez, Athena. I never asked you. Unless...
Hermes: *shoots him a look*
Athena: *glares at Apollo*
Apollo: I'll take that as a no.
Annabeth: *clears her throat* Lord Poseidon, may I speak to you for a moment?
Zeus, Athena, and Apollo: *realizes what she is about to do*
Zeus: Oh... oh.
Poseidon: Oh, sure. *furrows his eyebrows but adjusts his height to match Annabeth's*
Apollo: No! No! No!
Athena: *covers her eyes with her hands*
Aphrodite: *beams* Athena, that is some nice nail art you have there!
Athena: Oh, thanks! I did it myself.
Poseidon: *clears throat*
Everybody: *keeps quiet*
Percy: Annabeth, what are you going to -
Annabeth: *leans in and kisses Poseidon*
Poseidon: *eyes widen*
Other Olympians: *jaw drops*
Aphrodite: *runs to the nearest bathroom to vomit*
Athena: *peeks through her hands* Is it over?
Percy: *looks mortified*
Annabeth: *backs away from everyone before rushing away*
Everyone: *looks at Athena*
Artemis: Sister, that's your daughter.
Athena: *scowls* No shit, Sherlock!
Apollo: Oh come on! Why is she kissing all the older and less hotter gods?!
Zeus and Poseidon: I beg your pardon? *stares at him*
Zeus: To be honest, she is a good kisser. *grins*
Athena: *gags and walks out* I don't feel so good...
Hera: EXCUSE ME?!
Zeus and Hera: *start arguing again*
Percy: *frozen on his spot* Can someone take me home?
Hestia: *smiles* Home? This is home.
Percy: My home, please.
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