You: sometimes i forget that age is consistent and people are born everyday
Daniel: why?
You: idk whenever i meet someone younger than me, i always think 'you're a baby'
You: and then when i meet someone older than me, i normally think 'wow you're old'
Jack: that's rude... but i relate tbh
Jonah: how old are you, [Y/N]?
You: ...
You: im not telling you that
Corbyn: why not?
You: cuz
Zach: are you younger than us?
You: i could be
You: i could not be
Daniel: that was grammatically incorrect, you're younger than me aren't you?
You: am i, daniel? am i really?
You: how do you guys feel about meeting people younger than you?
Jonah: we meet zach everyday and we've gotten used to it
Zach: im not that young
Daniel: you're practically a baby
Zach: im 17
Jack: such a baby uwu
You: did you just 'uwu' zach, jack?
Jack: you can read, can't you?
You: ...
You: im going to whoop your ass if i ever meet you
Jack: so you're older than us?
You: maybe, maybe not
Corbyn: i just feel uncomfortable when younger people say something really inappropriate, even though we're already a legal age (except for zach) it's still weird, you know?
You: please, im online 3/4 of my day and i've seen some weird things involving you guys
Zach: i just want our fans to see us as human beings than characters in the celebrity life, that we have feelings and can feel uncomfortable with things
You: even tho you guys dont necessarily know who i really am, i still feel very protective of you guys and want others to treat you with respect
You: lmao sometimes i even baby you guys
Daniel: is it my face? people say i look 12
You: no, i just baby a lot of people i care about
You: but admittedly, you look younger than your age
Jonah: so you're like a mom to us?
You: technically, a lot of your fans are like your moms
You: we love and support you, want you to take care of yourself, stay healthy and happy
You: anD STOP GETTING HURT ZACHARY
Zach: THAT WAS ONE TIME
Daniel: oh please, you fall on a daily
Zach: shut it, long neck
Daniel: imma whoop you, pre-pubescant child
Jack: we should stop them
Jonah: crap they're already tossing throw pillows
Corbyn: this is entertaining
You: STOP THEM
Corbyn: fine fine
Corbyn: we'll be back