Stella | Unknown
*I n c o m i n g C a l l*
"
Hello?"
".............."
"Oh yeah, babe..."
"Umm...Olive?"
"....Sorry...who's this?"
"Uhh...I could ask you the same thing."
"Oh well...fuck that. Can you call later and let me fuck in peace?"
"Excuse me? Where the fuck is Oliver?"
"Who the fuck is Oliver?"
"The guy who's phone you have apparently."
"Oh...shit. I thought this is mine...it has the same cover!"
"Great."
"Holy fuck, uhh....get off me dude. I need to find my fucking phone...no I don't wanna fuck!"
"Ermm...where are you?"
"Why should I tell you that?"
"Fine don't. Say goodbye to your phone then..."
"Oh Jesus! Wait, I live near campus. I'm assuming you study in UCLA?"
"Ahuh, did you happen to go to the diner last night?"
"Yeah...creepy. How do you know that?"
"Because that's where Olive works,"
"Oh great! So he's the cute waiter who won't give me his number?"
"You asked for his number?"
"Duh. He was so hot!"
"Just give him his phone back, girl."
"Geez fine. No need to be grumpy, woman."
"Sorry...his shift starts at 4 in the evenings, usually."
"Sweet,"
"Whatever."
"Hey, baby?"
"Excuse me?"
"That's what your number is saved as."
"What?"
"Baby."
"Uhh...that's-"
"He's a keeper. Don't worry, your secrets safe with me."
"What? What are you-"
"Goodnight, love."
*BEEP*
"Fucking hell."
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Okay so,
1) I've moved to a new country/continent for my studies and have been super busy, I'm so sorry about the irregularity. I'm importing, trust me.
2) I'm aiming to finish this before my next semester starts in July...updates will be irregular until the 8th of June. After that, however, I'm gonna pick up speed like a goddamn rocket! So yayy♥️
3) It completely baffles me how you guys have remained so loyal to this book! I love you guys so so much. ♥️♥️