omegle is hilarious..

By sammyparkers

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omegle is hilarious..
i talked to a camacorn... :l
my ex husband..
i can kick..
i love toast..
im corny...
leprachan
he doesn't like pokemon...
batman's mean..

apparently whip cream beats pie..

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By sammyparkers

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: sup

You: hi im a 92 year old piece of pie living in your fridge

Stranger: what flavor

Stranger: and i'm still going to eat you regardless of said flavor

You: uh oh...

You: apple

You: :O

Stranger: :o

Stranger: still eating you.

Stranger: i'm whip cream

You: how are you eating me then..

Stranger: i'm a 30 year old peice of whip cream on top of the pie living in your fridge.

Stranger: whip cream>pie.

You: :O NNOOOOOO whip cream<pie

Stranger: LIES

Stranger: LIES

Stranger: LIES

You: pie is BIGGER than whip cream

Stranger: without whip cream pie would be nothing.

You: :|

Stranger: >:|

You: i think you won.........

Stranger: WINRAR.

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