Angel: We gather here today in a harsh battle yet and probably won't end in Ichimatsu trying to kill everyone again
Ichimatsu: Hurry up cause i'malready pissed off right now!
Angel: Ok jeez alright every here the epic song battle ever! Team yakuza!
*the originals walks up wearing their yakuza clothes*
Osomatsu: We are the updated yakuza here!
Todomatsu: Are we? Cause we look like gangster mobs trying to be yakuzas
Karamatsu: Yeah but i like my new hairstyle
Osomatsu: No we are
Choromatsu: Well i like it and Jyushimatsu look really serious again
Jyushimatsu: Yeah there's no foolishness this time
Ichimatsu: I will kicked someone's ass if they screw around bad
Osomatsu: Dude those pants are like the one from the cat outfit cause it showing to much in the behind
Ichimatsu: Keep staring and you getting a back kick to the head or when the sun doesn't shine at all
Osomatsu: ....
Angel: Wow uh ok now we have the team mafia!
*all the clones walks up dress up in the mafia outfit*
Osomatsu: Oh yeah money and death! I like it!
Karumamatsu: Well this is my kind of thing to do here
Kyoromatsu: Yep indeed
Shishimatsu: The mafia is fun
Kuchimatsu: Mhm
Toramatsu: Yeah
Osomatsu: *glares at Otsumatsu* that's my mafia outfit bitch
Otsumatsu: *glares back smirking* your yakuza outfits look cool maybe i will wear that next
Osomatsu: The hell you will
Otsumatsu: Fuck yeah i will
Angel: Ok calm down guys we have to do the rounds first it's to pick who going to sing for who
Osomatsu: I pick Karamatsu
Karamatsu: Yes!
Otsumatsu: Well i pick my man in blue to
Karumamatsu: Hmph here we go again but with singing
Angel: Alright round 1 begin!
Karamatsu: I will let my challenger to go first
Karumamatsu: Wow ok uh *plays a music*
Osomatsu: ....
Choromatsu: .....
Ichimatsu: ....
Jyushimatsu: .....
Todomatsu: ....
Otsumatsu: ....
Kyoromatsu: .....
Shishimatsu: ....
Kuchimatsu: ....
Toramatsu: ....
Angel: ....
Karumamatsu: What? I sing didn't i
Karamatsu: My pain! I feel my pain i had for years! Oh my lovely heart!
Karumamatsu: .....what?
Angel: Alright Karamatsu you next
Karamatsu: *coughs* well my other self i'm going to tell you the secret
Karumamatsu: Uh to what?
Karamatsu: The Seven tools to catch your Ishiko parody of a song except i replace secret with her name *plays the song*
Karumamatsu: Oh shit...
Osomatsu: Oh that's my second brother! You have learn the ways of peeping!
Karamatsu: Looks like i win this round
Otsumatsu: Damn it
Angel: Round 2! Duet songs!
Osomatsu: Oh uh Todomatsu and Choromatsu!
Todomatsu: Yes!
Choromatsu: .....
Otsumatsu: Shishimatsu and Kuchimatsu!
Shishimatsu: Uh...
Kuchimatsu: *glares at him*
Otsumatsu: Guys don't fight please!
Todomatsu: Well we going first then
Choromatsu: Yep *plays a song*
Osomatsu: Oh yeah we going to win now!
Choromatsu: We did great
Todomatsu: Yep we were good
Kuchimatsu: Ok let's start
Shishimatsu: Huh?
Kuchimatsu: *plays the song*
Osomatsu: Oh damn it
Todomatsu: Aw shit!
Choromatsu: Oh no
Otsumatsu: One win for us guys
Shishimatsu: We going to win
Kuchimatsu: Y-yay...
Angel: Last round! Group song!
Osomatsu: Ha we won
Otsumatsu: Oh really?
Osomatsu: Yep
Otsumatsu: I smell cocky! Play our song!
Karumamatsu: Fine the purge will begin *plays it*
Kyoromatsu: I think we did very well
Karumamatsu: Yeah they can't beat us now
Otsumatsu: Try to beat that donors
Osomatsu: *smirks* oh we will
Ichimatsu: *show his sharp teeth* we will have a Roki of a time
Shishimatsu: What?
Todomatsu: No quiet *plays the song*
Otsumatsu: .....
Karumamatsu: ....
Kyoromatsu: ....
Shishimatsu: ....
Kuchimatsu: ....
Toramatsu: ....
Osomatsu: Oh what's that? You guys lost
Otsumatsu: Yeah we did
Toramatsu: Horribly
Ichimatsu: You clones learn your place! You will never bested us! WE ARE THE ORIGINAL AND BETTER!
Jyushimatsu: Yeah we are!
Osomatsu: GO TEAM YAKUZA!
Choromatsu: We will never lose!
Karamatsu: Yeah!
Todomatsu: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE US ORIGINALS!
Otsumatsu: ....bye everyone....
Karumamatsu: Bye...