Dear
You know what! The name No One is too good for you!
No, I'm done.
Not only have you taken my half-popped colonels for me, not responded to my heartwarming letters but I have stayed up outrageously long amounts of time in the night thinking and writing letters about you!
Why do you do this?
Ignored as I suffer silently. Do you have no hart!
I am done! You have taken my simple request for acknowledgment and have done the opposite!
Depriving me of a small joy I have in my quiet life.
Well, I will stay behind my pen and paper for no longer! Tomorrow I will come to your face to face! You will not ignore my request again!
Also (sort of) sorry about the trash can.
SINCERELY, The Person That Sits In The Back And Never Talks