Dirty Hetalia Confessions

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Out of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be t... Plus

Dirty Hetalia Confessions
Austria (and Miss Hungary)
Japan
France
America
Italy
Spain
Poland
Canada
Prussia
England
Romano
Germany
2p Canada
2p England
Sweden
Denmark (Denny-poo)
WOW SORRY
;-; thank you
Fem!America
Iceland
2p Germany and 2p Italy
Fem!Prussia
Ukraine
Sealand
OC's
Fem! Scotland
Chibi Siberia! (Sarah)
Fantasia (Alice)
Sicily (Alisea)
Fem! England
Finland
2pFem!England (Olivia)
THANK YOU ALL
Switzerland
Lithuania
Estonia
Latvia
2p!America
Netherlands (Neddy-baby)
2p!Japan
Fem!Romano
Fem!China
Russia
Greece
Liechtenstein
Seychelles
Update!
Cyprus
Cuba
2p!England
News!
Im back!
France (again)
Norway
2p!Russia
2p!Lithuania
Goodbye
((Hey hey hey))
(Im sorry >~>))
(One more thing... (again))

China

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China blushed as soon as he saw the bottle facing him. "A-Aiya I have no dirty stories." Russia smirked. France looked at them suspiciously. "1, China you're over 4,000 years old so I highly doubt you have no dirty stories and 2, why did Russia just smirk when you said that?" China eyed Russia. "Don't." He whispered. Russia simply smiled. "Tell!" The whole group chanted. China finally gave in. "Fine! Aiya..." Everyone shut up. "One time I...well...I...visited Russia's...lower regions." Russia blushed a little bit. Japan gagged on his sake. China shushed him with a bright red blush on his face. "It was after a meeting at Russia's place and we ended up getting really drunk on vodka. And...well...he kissed me. Then I... kissed him back. Then he took me to his room and that was that!" China's whole face was red. China's brothers and sisters (Japan, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Korea, Vietnam) were all dying of being grossed out. China nodded shyly as he spun the bottle. France grabbed it before it stopped. "Wait China. We need more...." He wiggled his eyebrows. "information." China shook his head. "I'm not explain to you guys exactly how it happened." France pouted. "Aww but I heard Russians have really big-" China hit him hard on the head. "Shut up France." He spun the bottle. It landed on England.

((Uwah I can't write smut. "Cock.....er spaniel sweet JESUS I can't do this." Yeah....anyway! This is for @clairevoyantmiester so yeah! Hope you liked it!))

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