Dear No One,
As I sat in my car quietly laughing to myself as I held a bag of 20 granola bar I realized that I might have got too far.
While I am clearly not in the wrong in this situation, I see that I am not completely in the right.
I understand why you might not of want to add fuel to the fire of my angry by responding.
I do hope we can come to an understanding now that I am catering to your emotions.
I am strangely looking forward to hearing your response since we have never had a real conversation do to me avoiding you on a daily basis.
How you decided on you're surprisingly profound choice of a granola bar and failure of identifying the most delectable part of popcorn is a topic I wish to pick your brain on.
Write back.
Sincerely sorry, The Person That Sits In The Back And Never Talks