Eli : Elichigay, Maki : Tsundere , Nico : AnnoyingAss , Honoka : urgayqueen, Umi : Savage, Kotori : cutiebirb, Rin : Imacatnya, Hanayo : IloveRice, Nozomi : SpiritualLesbian
Group - That's gay house only (OT9)
Elichigay : Why did you created a group chat
Tsundere : who tf named me tsundere
Tsundere : i'm not a fucking tsundere stfu
AnnoyingAss : lmao ur a fucking tsundere
Tsundere : shut up annoying ass
Savage : Honoka, you better change my name right now.
cutiebirb : Hi everyone!
IloveRice : hi kotori-chan~
SpiritualLesbian : helloow kotori-chan
AnnoyingAss : hi heterotori
urgayqueen : oh i forgot kotori is the only one who is hetero here
urgayqueen changed the chat name to ''Gay house + heterotori''
urgayqueen : that's right that's right that's gay only but we love one hetero girl ♡♡♡
Tsundere : i'm not gay i'm bisexual
AnnoyingAss : maki-chan is gay af
Tsundere : ur name fit you well
AnnoyingAss : cauz that's the ass you want ;)
urgayqueen : ...
cutiebirb : ...
Elichigay : ...
Savage : ...
IloveRice : ...
SpiritualLesbian : ...
Imacatnya : ...
Tsundere : bye guys i'm tired...
Imacatnya: it's 6 PM
Tsundere : shut up
IloveRice : Maki-chan d-don't talk to Rin-chan like that!
Imacatnya : Kayocchi is so cute~♡
IloveRice : Rin-chan (ノ*°▽°*)
Imacatnya : ♡♡♡
IloveRice : (≧-≦) ♡
cutiebirb : you guys are so cute hehe <3
AnnoyingAss : they were now it's gross
IloveRice : at least i have a girlfriend nico-virgin
Tsundere : LMAOO
urgayqueen changed AnnoyingAss name's to VirginAss
VirginAss : I'M NOT VIRGIN
cutiebirb : Nico-chan I thought you told me you never did have a girlfriend nor a boyfriend
VirginAss : HEY FUCKING HETERO I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE. I MEAN YOU ARE ALL VIRGIN.
cutiebirb : I-I'm sorry I didn't-
Elichigay : what the hell nico she didn't deserve it
SpiritualLesbian : that's so mean Nico-cchi
Tsundere : hey calm ur fucking ass bitch kotori is a whole fluff
urgayqueen : U better run Nico
Savage : You're dead.
VirginAss : I'M SORRY KOTORI PLEASE IM SORRY
cutiepie : Umi-chan
Savage : Yes Kotori?
cutiepie : Don't let blood on the carpet.
Imacatnya : LMAOOO
SpiritualLesbian : r we already planning the funeral
urgayqueen : whipped
Savage : what?
VirginAss : what the fuck there's someone in my fucking house rn
VirginAss : ohwhnd my fuckingnf godf Umiiiii is herw whshhbz
Savage changed their name to MasterUmi
MasterUmi changed VirginAss name's to Virgin Slut #1
MasterUmi changed urgayqueen name's to Gay Slut #2
Imacatnya : wait who gave you admin privileges
MasterUmi : I did take them from Honoslut phone after i pratically killed the virgin girl
Gay Slut #2 : you also planned to kill me
MasterUmi : try me bitch. call me again whipped and savage and you know what will happen to you :).
Gay Slut #2 : WHIPPED AND SAVAGE IT'S TOTALLY NOT UMI-CHAN. HAHAHEHEHOENJTGKJRJG
SpiritualLesbian : why didn't you killed the slut #1?
Virgin Slut #1 : wow that's rude
MasterUmi : she jumped out from her window and run away. I think she broke her leg
cutiebirb : she deserve it ♡ now come cuddle with me my platonic lover
MasterUmi : I'm coming ♡♡♡
Virgin Slut #1 : Urgh disgusting. you b**** my leg fucking hurt
MasterUmi : What are you trying to say motherfucker oh no I'm sorry you're virgin.
Elichigay : lol i love it
Imacatnya : slut #1 ur the only virgin in here lmao
IloveRice : obliviously
Virgin Slut #1 : hell no Maki-chan haven't had sex
Tsundere : .
Gay Slut #2 : what the fuck maki is not virgin?????
Imacatnya : well Kayo-cchi and me did it a few times with Maki
Tsundere : OMG SHUT UP
Elichigay : that's so fucking funny
IloveRice : we can do it again wherever you want ;)
SpiritualLesbian : What did you do to my child Rin? She once was a pure child
IloveRice : never coming back to being pure after doing it with Rin
Elichigay : omg my eyes-
SpiritualLesbian : you did wildest things Eli
Elichigay : well ur not wrong
Gay Slut #2 : omg my ship
Imacatnya : RinPana is my #1 but u right NozoEli is still a good ship
IloveRice : what about a big fat no bby. I love our ship but NicoMaki is dat shit
Tsundere : why are y'all talking about boats? You bought boats and didn't tell me???
Imacatnya : is she dumb?
IloveRice : even I know what it means??
Tsundere : Is it like a boat war because I have a boat if it's it and I'm rich.
Imacatnya : I have 3 dollars.
IloveRice : ????
Imacatnya : nvm
Elichigay : NicoMaki sure is the ship
SpiritualLesbian: R u trying to fight me NozoEli is the best ship
Elichigay : Nozomi I love you but NicoMaki is better
Tsundere : I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BOATS
Tsundere : nvm you're all the worst.
Tsundere : btw where's that annoying ass
Elichigay : Nico? she's busy..
Tsundere : O-ok not like I care about it anyways
Group - nico have no boob
nozobOOb : Nico-cchi are you okay?
im(eli)chika : you know you can talk to us right?
nicHoE : I'm not fine. I mean she did it with someone else.
nozobOOb : omg she's really mad she's writing with maj.
im(eli)chika : Nico... I know you're mad and you have all the right to be but it's natural. Even if she's not a virgin she still can loves you as much as you love her.
nicHoE : I don't think she does.. but it's really hard to accept the fact that I'll never be her first.
nozobOOb : we're coming with ice cream and cuddles it's going to be alright we're here for you
nicHoE : I love you two so much.
im(eli)chika : we love you too ♡
maki<3 started a private chat with niconiichan
maki<3 : hey nico...
maki <3 : did i fuck up somewhere
maki<3 : why aren't you answering
maki<3 : PFFT it's not like i cared anyways
maki<3 : that's not what i meant actually...
niconiichan : Well you did 'fuck' up indeed.
niconiichan : It's not your fault, it's mine to worry that much about something that isn't really serious.
maki<3 : if it's worrying you it is....
maki<3 : nevermind
niconiichan : what do you mean?
maki<3 : i mean.... if it's worrying you i do mind about it...
niconiichan : maki-chan~
maki<3 : shut up...
niconiichan : but i asure you right now i feel better after talking to you
maki<3 : nico-chan... i really hope so...
maki<3 : but i'm so powerful i should be prescribed in drugstore
niconiichan : and we're back to step 1
-Ansho
omg that was weird i'm sorry to my parents to be such a sinful child