I FUCKING HATE MAYBE! But that's not fair. I use maybe a lot. Maybe we should give maybe a fair chance. Have a trial.
Me: Daddy, I'm out of money for lunch. Will you pack me one?
Dad: Maybe
Translation: No, we don't have any food and I spent all our money on beer.
People suck. Why is it so important to society that we get along with people? That's hard. People are idiots. They don't understand anything and they fear what they don't understand, which means everyone's afraid of me. It's fine though. I'm fine. I promise.