The Nerdfighter's Joke Book

By hood_winked

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♡A JOKE BOOK♡ A collection of witticisms for nimrods. ❝How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee b... More

The Nerdfighter's Joke Book
►Pizza
►Pick Up Lines p.1
►Pick Up Lines p.2
►Pick Up Lines p.3
►Pick Up Lines p.4
►Pick Up Lines p.5
►Pick Up Lines p.6
►Cats
►Santa's Little Helpers
►Tuna
►Puns
►Nuns
►Romans
@AutotunedBird
►Jack Frost
►Cinderella
►Mermaids
►Seashells
►Seaweed
►Seagulls
►Buttocks
►Bombs in Bulls
►Elephants
►Cops
►Kleptomaniacs
►Photons
►Boomerangs p.1
►Boomerangs p.2
►Doughnuts
►Ducks
►Herbivores
►Knights
►Whales and Scales
►Two Whales Walk into a Bar
►Rock Groups
►Dawn
►Hipsters p.1
►Hipsters p.2
►Shih Tzus
►Criminals
►Pirates p.1
►PMS
►Monks
►Holy Water
►Tutors
►Lichen p.1
►Lichen p.2
►Megabytes
►Abe Lincoln
►Cows p.1
►Cows p.2
►Cows p.3
►Cows p.4
►Cowbells
►Vegetarianism
►Steak Puns
►Broken Tubas
►Concerts
►Forever 21
►Dorian Gray
►Rabbit Farts
►Pasta
►Titanic
►Toasters
►Chemistry Jokes p.1
►Chemistry Jokes p.2
@MuteTheElephant
►Mushrooms
►Nailed It!
►Obama
►Weak Days
►Ctrl
►Banjo Players
►Eggs
►Pebbles and Boulders
►Head Lines
►Pencils
►Octopuses
►Chickens
►Barbers
►Noses
►Atoms p.1
►Snails and Slugs
►Daleks
►Hats
►Brooms
►OMg
►Antennas
►ET
►Sherlock p.1
►Sherlock p.2
►Pterodactyls
►Toilet Paper
►Snowmen
►Grenades and French Bathrooms
►Paint
►Coyotes and Fleas
►Walls
►Jalapeños
►Conductors
►Cucumbers [Lily]
►Vegetarian Zombies
►Fruit Flies
►Dung
►Star Wars p.1
►Star Wars p.2
{a/n}
@alexithymia_
►Pokémon
►Swearing Grannies
►Teenage Boys
►Eggs
►Chicken Coops
►Golfers vs. Skydivers
►Irony Detectors
►Dogs and Sandpaper
►Penguins p.1
►Penguins p.2
►Mary Poppins p.1
►Mary Poppins p.2
►Miners
►Blushing Tomatoes
@cynics
►Nuts
►Helen Keller
►Red Ship, Blue Ship
►Peanuts
►Belts
►Baboom
►YouTubers
►Leprechaun Balls
►"A Piece of Cake"
►Vampire Zombies
►Noses and Feet
►Punk Rock Pirates
►Mickey Mouse
►Screwing in a Lightbulb
►Calendars
►Michael Jordan
►"Life is a Joke"
►Rubber Band Pistols
►Frisbees
►Mice
►Lady Gaga
►Dr. Dre
►Quizzes
►Composers p.1
►Composers p.2
►Stamps and Envelopes
►Invisible Cats
►Wicked Chickens
►Eyeless Deer
{a/n}
►F...uck
►P...orn
@aMERIcanhoyos
►Michael Jackson
►Sticks
►Cats in the Desert
►Snoop Dogg's Umbrella
►Up Dog
►√-1 & π
►Pirates p.2
►Pirates p.3
►Pirates p.4
►Pirates p.5
►Funny Moments #1
►Pirates p.6
►Dancing Handkerchiefs
►Avoiding Knock-knock Jokes
►Politicians vs. Sperm
►Atoms p.2
►"He's All Right Now"
►Pumpkin Pi
►Oysters
►Armies and Sleevies
►Psychologists
►Clownivores
►Agnostics/Dyslexics/Insomniacs
►Fish Tanks
►Nacho Cheese
►Math Books
►Writers vs. Benches
The End {a/n}

►ADHD

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By hood_winked

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Note: I got distracted while posting this joke, too. xD

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