Three Idiots and a Ghost

By salkim03

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3 + 1 = 3 ... idiots and a ghost! Cooper Smith, the clueless one. Archer Lee, the awkward one. Skyler Rose, t... More

3I1G (3D1P #1) - Idiotic Introduction
When an idiot showered
When three idiots attacked
When a ghost said hi and received a f**k you
When a cat gave a piece of his mind and a ghost got a name
When a ghost fell asleep
When a ghost possessed an idiot
When an idiot danced
When an idiot got passionate about bananas
When a ghost said sorry and received a fart
When a ghost imagined a creepy idiot
When an idiot turned dumb
When a ghost dreamed of an idiot
When two idiots were in class
When an idiot cried Ringu!
When someone never got a reply
When an idiot worried too much
When an idiot got violated
When an idiot and a ghost had a nice time
When an idiot kept himself busy in his room
When an idiot was utterly clueless and another idiot lost his manhood
When a ghost went undercover
When someone passed by
When an idiot went to a gay bar
When a ghost felt sorry
When a ghost finally learned something about herself
When an idiot failed again to remember a girl's name
When a ghost couldn't look in the mirror
When a ghost got two bad pictures and a passible one
When three idiots and a ghost celebrated
Miniseries: A Cat's Chagrin (Part 1 of 2)
When a ghost ran away
When an idiot didn't like someone
When three idiots got into character
When a ghost watched the news
When two idiots skipped class
When a ghost got a friend she could relate to
When a ghost couldn't do anything
When a ghost knew this was farewell
When an idiot couldn't be awkward
When a ghost didn't know
When an idiot's grandma came to visit
When an idiot was possessed by evil spirits
When a ghost went on a trip
When a ghost remembered
When a ghost found acceptance
When three idiots sort of kidnapped someone
When a ghost found forgiveness
When a ghost reached her last day
When three idiots and a ghost said goodbye
Miniseries: A Cat's Chagrin (Part 2 of 2)
When three idiots spent a day without a ghost
When three idiots, a ghost, and a cat got interviewed
When an idiot wrote a Pattwad story
3W1Z (3D1P #2) - Introduction (Because I've decided to move everything here)
Because breathing is pretty cool (Part 01)
Because breathing is pretty cool (Part 02)
Because breathing is pretty cool (Part 03)
Because there are no second chances in death (part 01)
Because there are no second chances in death (part 02)
Because there are no second chances in death (part 03)
Because you can let yourself be heard (Part 01)
Because you can let yourself be heard (Part 02)
Because you can let yourself be heard (Part 03)
Because you can better yourself (Part 01)
Because you can better yourself (Part 02)
Because you can better yourself (Part 03)
Because you will get to places (Part 01)
Because you will get to places (Part 02)
Because you will get to places (Part 03)
Because it opens you up to new things (Part 01)
Because it opens you up to new things (Part 02)
Because it opens you up to new things (Part 03)
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Because only live bodies feel warm (Part 01)
Because only live bodies feel warm (Part 02)
Because only live bodies feel warm (Part 03)
Because there's always another chance (Part 01)
Because there's always another chance (Part 02)
Because there's always another chance (Part 03)
Because ghosts don't have friends (Part 01)

When a ghost snuck around and pissed off an idiot

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By salkim03

Rags knew she shouldn't be here. This was a total invasion of private space. But she couldn't help herself. She was a curious ghost and could only take so much of watching some silly cartoon sponge annoying an extremely big-nosed squid for one day.

She was currently in Archer's bedroom, clearly snooping around where she didn't belong. Cooper's room had been the first to be invaded, where Rags found mostly white cat fur and random cat toys littered all over the floor. The only reason she had to exit that room quickly was because Mr. Sprinkles did not look happy to see her on his turf.

"I preferred it when I could be completely alone in the house and not have a dead girl be all up in my ass," the cat had said, adjusting himself to a more comfortable spot on Cooper's bed before resuming his nap.

Now in Archer's room, Rags learned that he was a business major judging by the textbooks he had on his desk. Next to them was a yellow notepad scribbled with plans for his story, The Bad Boy Gang Leader vs. The Billionaire Alpha on the Quest for the Average Girl's Virginity? or TBBGLvTBAOTQFTAGV? for short. In capital letters was written, "PLOT TWIST: THE GIRL IS ACTUALLY NOT A VIRGIN!" Even though there was zero chance Rags would ever read that story, she did feel a little bad about having the ending spoiled for her like that.

After Rags had seen her fill of Archer's stuff, it was time for Skyler's. However, she was quite hesitant to enter the final bedroom at first, knowing Skyler didn't like her all that much. But it wasn't like he'd ever find out she was here. She couldn't exactly leave her footprints behind. Plus, it was hard to best her growing curiosity. This was the only room in the entire apartment she'd never been in before.

Rags walked through the closed door with ease and got her first ever look into Skyler's personalized area. It was the simplest amongst the three and darkest too. Both the bed sheets and pillows were all black, a great contrast to Archer's simple beige and white and Cooper's extravagant rainbow.

The gray curtains were left closed, blocking out most of the afternoon sunlight. Even though it was hard to maneuver around the dim room, Rags luckily didn't have to worry about bumping into anything. Despite the lack of lighting, she could still recognize the photo frame resting on Skyler's nightstand. It was a picture of his family. Turns out, he had a younger sister.

Rags wondered if she had any siblings too. If she did, she now felt horrible that she'd completely forgotten about him or her. This then led to the thought of her parents. How were they coping with their child's death? It must have been an unimaginably awful thing to have to go through.

"Why did I have to die?" Rags softly said to herself, regret and anger building up toward her current situation.

"Hey!"

Hey, do you want me to drive you home?

Rags felt a strong sense of déjà vu turning around at the sound of Skyler's voice. But she had no time to look into what that familiar feeling was as the angered owner of the room quickly approached her. He'd just come home from a long day at school and did not want to be dealing with any meddling ghosts.

"What the hell are you doing in here?"

"I... I'm sorry—"

"Get out."

Rags rushed out of the room, too embarrassed to face Skyler for the rest of the day. She'd just damaged her already bad relationship with him and had no idea how she could possibly ever get close to him like she did with Archer and Cooper. 

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