The Squad (Shane Dawson)

By WhyMinnie

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Kehlani is discovered by Shane Dawson on YouTube and is invited to his house to end up being apart of the whi... More

!Oh my god!
!The vist!
!pointmade!
!truth!
!morphine!
!carrots!
!lavender!
!Texasplease!
!stained!
!bootypop!
!ridealong!
Not a chapter
sorry
!Broadway!
!slip!
!coldbrew!
!cheat!
!review!
!design!
!established!
!secret!
!split!
!tales!
!tana!
!knownobetter!
!boatsn'hoes!
boi ik im srry
!Gaydar!
!twerkathon!
!Con!
!lordhavemercy!
!bitchbye!

!goofygoober!

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By WhyMinnie

^^^^^Ninga Kehlani comes in handy

Andrew Siwicki more like Andrew so quickie.

The uber driver stops in front of the airport and we get out.

"Thank you!" I say to the driver.

"Your welcome, sweetie" he smiles at me and I smile back.

"Are you flirting?" Asked Andrew.

"If I was flirting, this is what I would do" I clear my throat and rub his arm. '"Oh my gosh, your biceps are huge kiss me"

I walk to the back of the suv and grab my bookbag and snack case.

"My ass is wet" Garrett feels his pants. "I don't know why"

"Garrett did you piss your pants again?" I asked.

"No, I don't think so"

I roll my eyes dramatically and we go through the check thing to make sure, we don't have weapons. I go through the metal detector it beeps, I put my hands up and back up.

A guy with a small wand, wands me and goes over my boobs and it whirs. I look around as if it's not me.

"Ma'am do you you have anything your not supposed to have?"

"I like to use my bra as a purse..."

"Empty it"

I take out my phone, gummy worms, gum, the pickle,the money, but leave the condom.

He checks everything hands them back and I stuff them in my bra.

We grab our stuff and walk around.

"We have five minutes to eat" says Shane.

"Who wants a gummy worm?" I asked.

"Me" Garrett says and I hand him one.

"I'm starting to think Garretts not gay" says Morgan.

"Did you know for some reason gay guys turn me on" I say

"Me" laughs Shane. Andrew looks suspiciously at me.

"Oh, and Andrew turns me on" he grins.

"We know that, why do you think we gave you Viagra" Garrett says.

I punch him in the arm, "I'm still mad about that"

"Ow!" He rubs his arm. "Shanes idea"

"How about some sparkling water?" Shane asked as he went to the...soda?

"Are those coconut chips?" Asked Garrett.

"Garrett did you know I'm allergic to coconut?" I asked

"No...were still getting them"

"This beef is getting worse" Ryland says.

"Should we get smoothies?" Asked Morgan.

"I'm not looking to good to fill up my sugar count yet" Ryland says.

"We have three minutes. Three" Shane puts up his fingers.

"But I want the donuts" Garrett says

"Just get the donuts and go baby" says Shane. I guess that's what he says to Ryland before sex...too much?

"We should get cards to send to our family" says Ryland going through cards.

"Ooh we should get notebooks" Garrett says.

"Organize our thoughts"

"My treat everyone pick out a notebook" Garrett says picking one up. We all know he's broke as hell.

I pick up a dark purple one. "Guys Shane is literally on the plane"

"He found a new squad" Garrett giggled.

"Wait you guys are getting notebooks?" Asked Shane, I jump and grab my heart as I almost fall and grab  Andrew and he laughs. That piece of shirt scares me again there's going to be a cock fight.

"Pick up a notebook shane" says Garrett

"Is this a brand deal?" He asked.

"I'm getting the whole squad notebook".

"Get a mole skin" says Ryland.

We give our papers to a lady and she checks and we go to the plane.

"Alright Garrett and Morgan are right here. And were Ryland and I are here" says shane. "Andrew and Lani are across from everyone"

"Why do I have to sit with Garrett?" Asked Morgan.

"Wait we haven't done a first class introduction yet" Shane remembers.

"Can we put on our gucci slides for that?" Asked Ryland.

"Yeah"

We all put on our gucci slides.

"Hello my name is Morgan Adams and I'll be your flight attendant for this evening" she says with a headset on.

"This plane is going to crash, i just know it" I shake my head.

"Because there's a bunch of elephants on board" Garrett laughs.

Garrett gasped "I forgot about the notebooks, isn't that exciting?"

"Yes!" Says Ryland.

"We could write down our thoughts and squiggle pictures"

"I'm going to hook you up with a pen" Garrett hands Ryland a pen.

"You should make like a burn book but call it, tea book" says Morgan.

"Oh my god look Tyler has his own seat" Garrett points. "And Benjamin will be there"

"Aw, I want a baby" I say and turn to Andrew "were making a baby tonight"

He laughs

"Wait, I thought you were already pregnant?" Asked Shane.

"Umm, Andrew?" I asked

"Our child is going to have problems"

"Obesity, is one of them." I say.

"Okay, guys i have something serious to talk about, so you know I have plane anxiety and it's getting worse literally every time I get on a plane. 1
I start crying, hyperventilating, wanting to jump out of the plane."

"Do what my mom does" says Garrett

"What?"

"Pop a pill."

Shane shakes a pill bottle "I went to a doctor and he gave me this and I'm really scared."

"Can we all take one?" Asked Ryland

"Noooo" says Garrett

"Come on"

"What are we Elijah Daniel?"

Clout 9 pops in my head, I smirk.

"I'm scared of flying to" says Ryland.

"Aw, same" I say because I really want a pill.

"We'll do that off camera. I'm so scared. It's Xanax. That's like lil xan. Big Xan."

"Big mom. I like grocery stores and picking up my kids" Garrett sings.

"I've never done drugs before" Shanes says while popping the bottle open.

"It's prescribed" says Ryland...he wants one.

A man who works on the plane comes over.

"I can't take alcohol with this can I?"

"You can" I say

"Yeah" says the man "definitely"

"I'll take a diet coke" Shane says.

"Can I gave an Apple juice?" Asked Morgan.

"Can I get some wine?" I asked the man. He smiled knowingly

"How old are you?"

"Old enough" I try not to make eye contact.

"Nice try" he walks to the back to get Shane and Morgan's drinks.

"Dammit!" I stomped my foot.

Shane pops one in his mouth. We all start to sit down.

"Shane let me be the camera man" I say.

"Uh, no"

"Why?"

"Because it's you"

"Oh, true"

"Okay, I just googled Xanax and it can cause suicidal thoughts. Taken with alcohol can cause slow breathing and possible death"

"Oh, shit" I look as his cup.

"You took half a pill. I'll take notes" Says Ryland opening his book.

The flight attendant tells everyone to take their seats. I sit and try to buckle myself. The shit is this?

"How does this work?" I push the buckles together. I officially hate first class,  making me look dumber than I actually am.

"What are you doing?" Laughs Andrew.

"Don't laugh. This is serious. How does this belt work?"

"Sorry. Here" he buckled them together.

"Aww. Come here" I say. I give him a small kiss.

"Kehlani looks like Tana right now" Says Morgan.

"Tana comin' through with the forecast. Imma make it rain on your girls ass" I do my best impression of Tana.

"Oh, my god. She is Tana!" Says Ryland.

"He fucked me with a toothbrush!" I say. Garrett and Morgan can't stop laughing. I turn My head and an older woman stares at me. I shrugged a shoulder.

This is going to be a long flight.

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Sorry for the delay. Love you! 😘

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