omegle is hilarious..

By sammyparkers

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omegle is hilarious..
my ex husband..
i can kick..
i love toast..
im corny...
leprachan
he doesn't like pokemon...
batman's mean..
apparently whip cream beats pie..

i talked to a camacorn... :l

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By sammyparkers

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi.

You: hi

You: i like pickles

Stranger: i like cheese.

You: do you like pickles?

Stranger: noi.

You: ooh i like cheese

Stranger: no.**

You: YOU DONT LIKE PICKLES?

Stranger: sorry, just not my thing.

You: WWHHYY

You: how can you not like pickles

Stranger: i prefer cucumbers.

You: ohh

You: cucumbers don't have any taste to 'em

Stranger: to me, they do!

You: ohh

You: are you a unicorn?

Stranger: yes.

Stranger: I am from candy Mountain.

You: ... HOLY FUDGE I TOLD MY MOM UNICORNS WERE REAL

Stranger: then you told her right.

You: YESSSSSS

You: she told me to stop talking rubbish

You: so i threw some skittles at her and yelled TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW

Stranger: I asked my bed out and it said "I already sleep with you, isn't that enough!??

Stranger: "

You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Stranger: YOLO.

You: no

You: cats live more the once

You: CLMTO

Stranger: I am part cat.

You: NOT YOLO ITS CLMTO

You: woah

Stranger: BTW m/f? just asking. also where are you from?

You: so your like a unicorn, cat, human................. YOUR A CAMACORN

You: i am a female from the planet earth

You: what are you

Stranger: same.

Stranger: age?

You: 103

You: you?

Stranger: 13. LOL

Stranger: got fb? you should add me.

You: woah dude im like 90 years older than you

Stranger: really now.

You: gotta run, off to my basement

You: theirs a kid down there..

You: BYE

You have disconnected.

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