A/N: I have a feeling you guys ignore these >.< But, I'm gonna put it anyways. I donno when the next update is gonna be because Gerard's gram is out camping and Gee doesn't have any computer access at the moment. Read on...
"Looks like you two chickened out!" Quin whispered to us in potions.
"If you didn't know, we fought a troll, uglier and taller than your two," Gerard replied without looking up.
"Is that in insult, Weasley?"
"Not directly to you, but I suppose to your boytoys."
"Look at me when I'm talking to you!"
"I'd rather not be disgusted right now. I just ate," Gerard said.
"You're such a loser, Weasley. Just like the rest of your family!"
"Is that honestly the best thing your puny brain can come up with?"
"Who're you calling stupid, Weasley?" Malfoy growled.
"You, obviously."
"You're asking for it!"
"Just don't reply to him. It's not worth the detention you'll get later," I sighed. Gerard nodded and we went back to trying to create our potions.
"Class dismissed," Snape hissed 20 minutes later. Gerard and I were the first ones out of the classroom, like usual. We waited for Mikey and Ray around the corner.
Gerard kept running a hand through his messy red hair, messing it up even more.
It was adorable.
Bad! Your best friend is NOT adorable! You are a boy. He is a boy!
"Frank, get the fuck back to the real world, we have to get to transfiguration!" Ray snapped.
"Sorry," I replied.
"Frank, those girls are staring at you," Mikey whispered.
"Nah, I'm pretty sure they're staring at Red's hair," Ray disagreed.
"I bet they're staring at Mikey," Gerard giggled. Mikey's face turned tomato red.
"They're coming over here. We'll know soon," I said. Mikey tried to sorta hide behind me, but him being tall, lanky, and awkward and me being a shortass, it didn't work so well. Plus, Gerard figured out what he was trying to do and pulled him over to where he was standing, which was closer to the girls.
"H-hi, Frank," one of them stuttered.
"Hey," I replied easily. They both giggled. Gerard coughed loudly. I knew he was trying to cover up a laugh. Ray kicked him for me.
"W-we were wondering i-if you'd like to hang out with us sometime," the first one giggled. Gerard couldn't take it. He fell to the floor, laughing his ass off. I glared at him.
"Sure. We gotta get to class. Talk to you later."
I kicked Gerard who jumped up and glared at me. The girls kept giggling as we walked off to class.
"That was creepy," I muttered.
"Frankie has secret admirers!! Ooooooh!" Gerard taunted.
"Gerard Weasley, shut up before I rip your eyelids off," I hissed.
"You wouldn't do that!"
"How do you know!?"
"Cause I'm your best friend and you'd die without me!"
"Shut up."
"YOU ADMIT IT!"
"Weasley! Potter! Stop talking and get to your work!" McGonagal yelled.
Me and Gerard snickered quietly as we worked.
"UGH I HATE YOU YOU BITCH!" Gerard yelled at his homework.
"It can't hear you," Ray grumbled.
"Well, I don't care. It needs to know it's a bitch!"
"I agree with Gerard. I'm going to murder Snape one day. Look at all the fucking homework he gave us!" I agreed.
"Well if you two paid attention in potions maybe you'd understand it and be able to get it done quicker!" Ray snapped. He gathered up his stuff and walked upstairs. Mikey was nowhere to be seen.
"Hey, Gee, we should go on an adventure today," I whispered.
"Okay. Where?"
"Just around the school!"
"Sure!"
Gerard and I waited until everyone was asleep when we snuck out.
"Frank! Gerard! Thank God! I thought no one would ever find me!" a voice exclaimed.
"Mikey! What're you doing!?" I hissed.
"I forgot the password," Mikey said miserably.
"It's Jellybeans," Gerard replied.
"Won't do you any good now. The Fat Lady's gone," a irritated voice hissed.
"Shit... Ray?"
"You two idiots think I'm going to let you do it without someone who has a logic brain?" Ray asked.
"I knew we could count on you!" I said sarcastically. Ray smiled.
"Let's just go," Mikey whimpered.
"Where are we going?" Ray whined.
"Wherever we wanna," I replied.
"Wait- shh! Do you hear that?" Gerard asked.
"Shit! Someone's coming!" Ray groaned. Mikey turned to the door nearest to us.
"It's locked!"
"Move!" Ray snapped.
"Alomahora!" he said. The lock clicked open.
"Everyone in!"
We all ran into the room. Ray peaked out the keyhole.
Mikey whimpered.
"Shh, Mikes. No one's gonna find us!" Gerard soothed.
"That's not why I'm scared."
I turned around.
"Why- HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" I screamed. Gerard and Ray spun around.
It was a fucking huge three headed dog. And it did NOT look happy.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" we all screamed. We ran out of the room, all the way back to the common room.
"Why. The. Fuck. Is. That. Monster. In. Our. School?" Gerard panted.
"You idiots! Didn't you see what it was sitting on!?"
"No. What?" Mikey, Gerard, and I asked Ray at the same time.
"A trap door! That means it's guarding something. Now, I'm going to bed before you get us killed. Or worse, expelled!"
"How the hell is getting expelled worse then getting killed!?" Gerard yelled after him. He shook his head and kept walking up to the dorm.
"I will never understand him," I sighed.
"Whatever. I think we should all go to bed," Gerard yawned. Mikey and I agreed.
Ten minutes later I was asleep...
And having the weirdest dream ever.
Fuck. My. Life.
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Oh! And if you haven't seen, Gerard and I are putting up a new story called Ember and Gerard in: Private School. Check it out, vote for it, comment, all that jazz. Please?
~Ember
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