Stray Kids after having to much to drink.
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A/N A quick note. Yes, I know that most of them are underage and shouldn't be drinking, but if you go by Australia (where I live) and some other countries standards, the legal age is 18. The hyung line are all old enough and soon all of the 2000 line will be too.
And besides, this is a Wattpad story and since when did people in Wattpad stories give a damn about drinking age.
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Woojin:
*gets real pouty and acts like a baby when you tell him to go to bed*
Chan:
*tells weird stories about his cat who is best friends with fairies*
"-his head whipped around like this-"
Minho:
*does anything you say and looks higher than a kite so you video him*
"Minho-yah."
"Yes my beautiful jagiyah."
"Say hi."
"Hhhhhhiiiiiiii."
Changbin:
*listens to his songs and brags about himself*
"Listen to this. I am sooooooooo talented. And hot. I'm so hot. If I was a girl, I'd totally date me."
Hyunjin:
*acts like a six year old on a sugar high for about three hours than passes out in the garden, hugging a pumpkin. But he's so frigging cute*
Jisung:
*super flirty*
"Do you work at Mcdonald's because I'd like to order some chicken McYou you with a side of sexy. Oh wait, that's just more you!"
"That made no sense, please stop, Jisung."
"Do you work at KFC? Cause I saw you chicken me out. KFC me later."
"Lord save me from this boy."
*pretending to think* "Hmm, who could be my girlfriend? Oh, I know! This single lady right here!"
"Jisung, I'm not single."
"You're not?"
"No."
"Oh... no, th-thats okay... I didn't... I don't... your boyfriend is a very lucky man."
"Jisung you are my boyfriend!"
Felix:
*basically a huge meme*
"Felix get out of the fountain please."
"Whatcha gon' do about it?"
Seungmin:
*thinks he has the Force and tries to control people with it"
"Come on. Fall over and drop you ice cream so I can have it."
Jeongin:
*because he is underage and a good little maknae, he doesn't drink but is embarrassed seeing all the crazy stuff his drunk hyung's do*
BUT IF HE WAS ALLOWED TO DRINK:
*runs around the house being an idiot and hides from you when you try to make him go to bed*
"JEONGIN! GET YOUR ASS INTO BED NOW!"
*whispers* "Like the wise BTS once said, not today."
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A/N AH! I feel like a haven't posted in so long. Sorry about that!
But guys, this book has over two thousand reads.
Thank you so much!
I'm glad you guys like this book and keep reading and commenting and voting.
Right now it's 10:41pm where I live and I don't have much data left but I felt like I owed you, so here I am!
Jeongin stans, because I was once like you, I have blessed you with two Jeongin gifs.
Seriously though, I went through half of Stray Kids before I finally decided Minho was my definite bias.
First it was Chan, then Felix, then Jisung, then Jeongin, and then finally Minho.
And now everyone else is hard core bias wrecking me. Like Seungmins voice is fucking magical and healing, Woojin is so damn cuddly, Hyunjin is a damn good dancer and so fudging beautiful and had an adorable laugh, and Changbin... well he's Changbin, what more do I need to say.
Also, I have a SK meme page on Instagram. My username is minhoethebundleboy.
If you pity me, you'll follow me.
Just kidding, no pressure.
Anywho...
I have a story.
So Stray Kids is now on Superstarjypnation...
But they only have two songs...
And I only have one card of theirs...
And I'm pissed.
I ONLY DOWNLOADED THE GAME THE OTHER DAY!
WHEN YOU FIRST OPEN THE APP YOU GET LIKE FIFTY FREE CARDS!
I GOT FRICKING ONE STRAY KIDS CARD! ONE!
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!
I HAVE SO MANY DAMN TWICE AND GOT7 CARDS!
BUT ONLY ONE STRAY KIDS CARD!
Yeah, so that annoyed me.
But this anime I ordered three weeks ago finally arrived so that's good.
So that was my little rant.
Sigh...
Anywho...
Have a good day/night!