I Like Your Shoes | ✓

By sivaniy

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"Sometimes, we are so smitten with happy endings, that we believe we'll end up with one too." Ambrosia Bellem... More

a u t h o r ' s n o t e
d e d i c a t i o n
P r o l o g u e
Chapter 1 | Germs Hate the Dark
In Transit | A Letter From Hades
Chapter 2 | How to Evade your Mother
Chapter 3 | A Romantic I'm Not
Chapter 4.1 | A Dizzy Mind
Chapter 4.2 | A Stormy Mind
Chapter 5 | Pink Paint and Green Eyes
Chapter 6 | Zero Progress
Chapter 7 | Nightmares and Sunset Rum
Chapter 8 | Wherefore Art Thou, Romeo?
Chapter 9 | I Condemn Women to Hell
Chapter 10 | Sounds Like a Plan
Chapter 11 | Cross my Lung and Hope to Die
Chapter 12.1 | Truth, Sharpie and a Timer
Chapter 12.2 | Bare Feet, Lost Shoes
Chapter 13 | A Troll, An Alien
Chapter 14 | I'm a Barbie Girl in the Barbie World
Chapter 15 | What are the Odds?
Chapter 16 | Beam at Me
Chapter 17 | Yoga, Cookies and the Dark
Chapter 18 | Come into the Light
Chapter 19 | The Woof Woof Talk
Chapter 20 | Stuffed Crust Pizza
Chapter 21 | The Hobo in Shinchan Pajamas
Chapter 22 | Men's Clothes and A Pretty Dress
Chapter 23 | She Looks Like A Disco Ball
Chapter 24.1 | Walk Straight Like You don't give A Damn
Chapter 24.2 | The Werewolf Loves me but I Love the Vampire
Chapter 24.3 | The Nerd to my Bad Boy
Chapter 25 | A Call from the Devil
Chapter 26 | You aren't the One I Came Here to See
Chapter 27 | Churned your Heart Like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Waterfall
Chapter 28 | What Would You Call Something that's Brown and Sticky?
Chapter 29 | He Looks at You Differently
Chapter 30 | A Table For Two
Chapter 31 | The Cobra Strikes Back
Chapter 32 | There Was Some Chocolate On Your Lip
Chapter 33 | Grizzlies and Pansies
Chapter 34 | An Audience With the Dark Lord
Chapter 35 | Cupid Screwed Up
Chapter 36 | Who Are You When No One's Looking?
Chapter 37 | Ed Sheeran Wouldn't Treat Me This Way
Chapter 38 | Time For Murder, Er, Dancing
Chapter 39 | Who's The Kidnapper Again?
Chapter 40 | May I Have The Honour Of This Dance?
Chapter 41 | We're Amazing and Wonderful and Cool
Chapter 42 | Mr Cadwallader Vs The Balloons
Chapter 43 | The SWAG Pendant Guy
Chapter 44 | You Should Say Yes
Chapter 45 | It's a Fine, Fine Day
Chapter 46 | Love Sick and Hanging
Chapter 47 | Attack on The Cobra
Chapter 49 | Just So You Know
Chapter 50.1| Wedding Invitations
Chapter 50.2 | Vows, Promises and Tears
Chapter 51| Unmarried and Unpregnant
Chapter 52 | Always In Love
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Chapter 48 | Dogs And Dates

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By sivaniy

[Calum Achorn]

I wasn't impulsive, nor was I ever adventurous. When my friends in college went on hikes and trips to quench their adrenaline cravings, I preferred cramming business study books to hone my skills.

When they started asking girls out on dates, I preferred making business deals with other companies to make Achorn House one of the biggest publishing houses in the world. Love was a waste of time, and money. Especially money.

But now, with the sword of my first real date hanging over my head, I was forced to reconsider some things. Ambrosia wasn't a typical woman, no one could argue with that. And for a woman like that, a simple, romantic, candle light dinner won't suffice.

I sat in my office, my laptop opened at an empty document, chewing on my upper lip and racking my brain for some godforsaken brilliant idea that would make Ambrosia Bellemore jump into my arms at the end of the night (in a good way).

A few minutes ago, I'd resorted to Google, which according to Timothy was a search engine that could provide answers to every single dilemma. But sadly, it didn't work for me.

I started typing into the empty document.

Things Ambrosia loves:

1. Food
2. Her dog
3. And other food items...?

Places I can take her on a date:

1. A restaurant
2. Where she can eat...?

Sighing with frustration, I give up. This was supposed to get easier after a few hours. I was half tempted to walk into her office a steps away and demand where she wants to be taken. But I was sure that she'd just smirk and not give me an answer.

Stubborn, head strong woman!

I resort to calling Timothy again.

"Still no luck?" He asks the moment he picks up.

"None," I say.

"Caecelia says Ambrosia loves dogs. Why don't you gift her one?"

"That's not a good idea," I say, remembering how she dotted on that golden retriever of hers. Her husband supposedly, wouldn't like it if his wife's attention was divided.

"Where did you take Caecelia on your first date?" I ask.

"To Disneyland," He says. I snort but compose it into a cough quickly.

"Don't be sassy. It was very romantic. I proposed to her there. It's our special place," He says.

Something painful lodges itself in my throat.

"You proposed to her on your first date?!"

"Yeah. We didn't see the point of daddling. It was true love, why wait?"

"Typical," I say, shaking my head.

"Oh wait, Caecelia just gave me an awesome idea for your date. I'm emailing it to you." He says.

"Her ideas aren't as shrewd as yours, right?"

"Nope. Check it out."

I open the email he sent me. Scrolling through the little brochure, the worry lines on my forehead slowly starts to slacken, and a broad smile starts spreading on my lips.

"Did you like it?"

"She's going to love it!"

~•~

[Ambrosia Bellemore]

Whatever he was planning, Calum Achorn seemed to be a little too pleased with himself.

I watched with hooded eyes as he smiled at every single employee that crossed his path and even smiled at Ian, the new intern he'd threatened to fire just yesterday.

I didn't mind it too much, though. If what he'd planned was so magnificent that it made him smile, it will surely show me the time of my life. Or so I hoped.

Our date was supposedly this evening but a little note was delivered to me in the afternoon by a giddy looking Kailey.

Change of plans. I'll pick you up at seven tomorrow from your place. Wear something comfortable.

"Wear something comfortable?!" I say, the letter slipping from my fingers. "I spent 200 dollars on that godforsaken red dress!"

Chauvinistic, bossy bastard.

~•~

Ahhhhh, don't kill me for the short chapter! I have so much planned for the next chapter and I had to do a lot of research (since I've never been to New York) so, next chapter is going to be, BOMB!

What do you think Calum has planned? Comment your theories!

Until next chapter guys! I've got to plan the perfect date for our Billionaire and his sarcastic, sassy girlfriend.

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