Joo had enjoyed the look on Kiara's face. Until Kiara decided to disapear for a bit.
"Ruthe," Joo called out, turning to face the smaller platypus. "Go find Kiara-Sama."
"Yes, Joo-Sama."
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"I am afraid that you cannot have any help from me." Kiara drawled.
Sasori smirked, spinning on his heel to look at the woman. "Pein merely said I could not use my own network incase someone traced it back to me. He never said I couldn't use you."
Kiara scowled under her scarf, shifting her makeshift Akatsuki cloak. It was Sasori's extra that he gave to her for this mission, as to seem like a member of the Akatsuki and not a major puppet master.
"That is rude," Kiara sniffed as they continued they way to Konohagakure. "What're we doing again?"
"We are scoping out future members, I currently do not have a partner so I've gone alone." Sasori explained with a hint of sarcasm. Kiara scowled at him from under her scarf.
"Sarcasm is my trait, not yours."
"That's not what you said last night!"
Kiara choked on her own spit as Sasori teleported them onto the Hokage mountain. "'Last night'!? What last night!?"
Sasori hushed her, pulling her behind the Yondaime's spikey hair. He peeked out to look over the edge, checking if anyone noticed them.
Kiara was dying at the close proximity that they were in, her face flushed under her scarf. Their bodies were flat together with Sasori holding her waist and-
"Alright, we're clear." Kiara shot out away from Sasori, scrambling towards the edge.
"Never do that again." She threatened, glaring as her eyes twirled into the Sharingan.
Sasori scoffed, waving a dismissive hand.
"Keep your lady boner to yourself." He scoffed, spinning around to scope out the village.
Kiara glared as she sent Sasori into a quick genjutsu, grabbing his body before he hit the ground. She scoffed and lugged him over her shoulder, teleporting away.
They landed in a vacant clearing, just a few miles east of the Uchiha compound but close enough to walk. Kiara gently hid Sasori in a small cove of a tree and kicked another tree down infront of it.
"Fuck trees."
"Please do not destroy the trees, ma'am." A polite voice called out, making Kiara shriek.
She spun around and grabbed the person, a kunai at his neck. Kiara paused, letting out a few sharp breaths, and looked down at the child she caught.
Short and flat black hair similar to hers, at the front seemed to begin to have an upturned fringe that would arch down if the boy grew it out. Black, wide eyes that stared at Kiara with a small bit of fear.
"Oh shit," Kiara breathed, dropping the kunai from the boy's neck. "Itachi?"
"Please do not seem so familiar with me, I do not know you."
Kiara blanked for a second. 'At least Fugaku talked to him about stranger danger. Let's hope he does the same with Sasuke.'
"Ah," Kiara hummed, spinning the kunai around her pointer finger. "I suppose Fugaku-Nii would not have told you about me. He married Mikoto-Chan, correct?"
Itachi nodded quietly. Kiara did a dramatic bow.
"My name is Uchiha Ferroto, younger sister to Uchiha Fugaku, Uchiha Itachi's aunt and supposed dead Uchiha clan member. My death was entirely staged." Kiara annouced with a big grin.
Itachi froze with a dark glare. "My aunt was an amazing person that died accidentally, how dare you mock her passing."
Kiara cringed. That did not work out the way she wanted.
She straightened with her own glare, her Sharingan swirling. She crouched down and grabbed Itachi's left shoulder, staring into his eyes.
"Tsukuyomi."
Itachi collasped into her arms.
Another teleport later, Itachi laid on his bed next to a grinning Sasuke. A note laid beside his head as Kiara met her second nephew.
"Aww, you're an ugly baby aren't you...?" Kiara cooed, bouncing Sasuke on her knee. She placed her mask on a few seconds before a group of Uchihas crashed into the room.
"Stay away from my sons!" Fugaku yelled, pointing a kunai at Kiara's head as his Sharingan swirled.
"My, oh, my," Kiara mocked and stood up, hanging Sasuke by his tiny foot. She jerked him up and down a bit, grinning behind her mask at the loud giggles. "Am I not allowed to see my nephews...?"
Fugaku froze, his Sharingan darkening into a swirl of almost black that was full of hatred. "How dare you mock Ferroto's death."
Kiara scoffed. She placed Sasuke gently by Itachi and lifted her right hand.
"Ferroto." Kiara snorted. "Is dead, yes. But her soul lives on."
"What do you mean?" Fugaku demanded.
"Good evening, Fugaku-Nii," Kiara slid her mask off slightly, a way similar to a future Tobi. "I've missed you."
Kiara disapeared in a ploom of smoke and laughter.
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"God, I seemed so edgy." Kiara spat out.
Sasori chuckled, sharpening one of his puppet bodies fan blades.
"You got a list for me, oh mighty edge lady?" Sasori mocked with a snort. Kiara chucked a wooden block at his head.
"Sannin no Orochimaru and Uchiha Itachi. Orochimaru with defect later due to wanting Itachi's Sharingan and Itachi will bring in the following members; Yugakure No Hidan and Iwagakure No Deidara. Yugakure will most likely get Hidan to defect due to their wishes of becoming a tourist village. Deidara wants to be free and will be your future partner, no romance." Kiara listed.
Sasori raised an eyebrow, pausing in his sharpening. "Explain to me this Deidara."
"Blonde, looks like a girl, has a few verbal ticks consisting of Un, Hm and Yeah," Sasori glared.
"I hate him already."
"Wait for this part, he thinks art is fleeting."
Sasori flipped his table. "I refuse this-this imbical of a future partner! Please- tell me it only gets better."
Kiara grinned in triumph.
"He will always call you Danna after you defeat him in battle, if you don't then he will force you to refer to him as Danna." Kiara mocked, cackling at Sasori's horror. "It's something that will get shippers running from miles to you two!"
"I am not into kinky stuff!" Sasori protested, almost puking at the thought. Kiara paused in her torture.
"Too bad. I am a dominance needing woman, me being the dominant one, and I quite like physical pain."
Sasori almost collasped at that information.
Kiara basked in his horror.
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"'Itachi-Kun. If you ever need any information about me or anything, just call my name and I will appear. I have eyes everywhere. Good luck, my nephew, and get that illness checked out.'" Fugaku read allowed.
Mikoto turned her head towards Itachi with fear in her eyes. "Illness...?"
"I do not know, Mikoto-Chan." Fugaku whispered, watching his two children interact. "Shoul we trust this... fake Ferroto?"
Mikoto turned to glare at Fugaku, her mouth turned into a frown.
"Do not tarnish Ferroto-Chan's name with that... that heathan. Call that witch Yamauba."
"After that old folklore?" Fugaku asked with raised eyebrows, turning to face his wife.
"Teach Sasuke and Itachi to fear her, to hate her... to keep their aunt's name pure." Mikoto explained, focusing on her children with loving eyes.
Fugaku nodded quietly.
Outside the window, on a tree branch, hid Kiara who scowled. "Calling me an ogress, huh? Too bad for you that orges are a loved fairytail in my culture. May Shrek live on."
Shinrai gave her a confused look.
"What's a Shrek?"
Kiara choked on air in horror.
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Fun Fact about Kiara:
She hates the sight of veins.