Yuta.N (@Takoyakiprince)
Good morning my little peach
Sicheng (@Winko89)
Gghhkbjcdtdyrtdtydtrdy
Oh sorry I just drowned in cheese
Yuta.N (@Takoyakiprince)
I was trying to be romantic
Sicheng (@Winko89)
Then we need to work on your
romance skills
Yuta.N (@Takoyakiprince)
Speaking of romance
Johnny is going batshit crazy
because Ten is wearing those
crazy ripped jeans
He said
and I quote
"I would pay him
to knee me in the face"
Sicheng (@Winko89)
I know
Jae has been talking my ear
off about Tae recently too
Not to mention our youngest
is hardcore pinning
over the new Chinese exchange student
in his class
Yuta.N (@Takoyakiprince)
I have an idea
Sicheng (@Winko89)
You have an idea?
Yuta.N (@Takoyakiprince)
Yes I have an idea
hear me out
What if we create a group chat
to set them up
Sicheng (@Winko89)
I mean we probably would end up
roasting each other
but it might work
I'll create it
Yuta.N (@Takoyakiprince)
Plan Johnten, Jaeyong, Chensung is a go
Sicheng (@Winko89)
You are so fucking nerdy I love you
@Winko89 Created a group chat
@Winko89 added @Takoyakiprince, @Mom2.0, @Bugsbunny, @Nextbeyoncé, @Jaenosman, @Renminsman, @Renosman, @Fightinghayadwae, @UWU, @Hyuckenthusiast, and @Donaldduck
@Winko89 Named the group Mission Jaeyong, Johnten, and Chensung
Doyoung (@Bugsbunny)
What the fuck is this
Sicheng (@Winko89)
Hello people
We are gathered here today to set up
our dear friends
As we all know they have been thirsting
after each other for a long time
Some more than others
Donghyuck (@Donaldduck)
You literally just got with your crush
Sicheng (@Winko89)
S h u t u p
So as I was saying
We need to do something
because I'm tired of hearing Jaehyun whine
every single day
Yuta (@Takoyakiprince)
Johnny keeps talking about Ten
I'm so close to dropping him in
the ocean and leaving him there to drown
Kun (@Mom2.0)
Nice to meet you too Yuta
Jaemin (@Renosman)
Ok bitches
Here's the plan
We need to set up Jaeyong first
because fucking hell they are always
staring at each other
and it's getting damn annoying
Yukhei (@Fightinghayadwae)
So what are we going to do?
Renjun (@Jaenosman)
How about
Sicheng invites Jae to the mall
and Taeil invites Tae
and they both "cannot make it"
so then we spy on them
Mark (@Hyuckenthusiast)
Who is going to spy on them?
Jungwoo (@UWU)
I can't
Have to watch my little brother
Yukhei (@Fightinghayadwae)
Omg
I'm coming over
Taeil (@Nextbeyoncé)
So Luwoo is out
Sicheng (@Winko89)
I'm going
Yuta (@Takoyakiprince)
I'm going
Jeno (@Renminsman)
#whipped
Donghyuck (@Donaldduck)
As much as I would like to watch
our friends make fools of themselves
Me and Mark have a fucking test tomorrow
and I don't want to fail even more classes then
I already am
Jaemin (@Renosman)
Nominren is coming
Doyoung (@Bugsbunny)
I'm stuck in the gas station
My shift ends in like three hours
Renjun (@Jaenosman)
So the rabbit is out
Doyoung (@Bugsbunny)
Shut it kid
Kun (@Mom2.0)
I have to tutor
Jaemin (@Renosman)
Who want you as a tutor
Kun (@Mom2.0)
Someone who doesn't want to fail
Which means that you desperately need a tutor
Donghyuck (@Donaldduck)
It might be a little to late in his case
Taeil (@Nextbeyoncé)
I cannot come
as I am going to Jeju
Suck it
Jungwoo (@UWU)
So it's Nominren and Yuwin
Sicheng (@Winko89)
Ok fuckers
It's settled
Yuta was hiding behind a trash can in the food court area, scooping up the last bit of his ice cream while Sicheng was trying to find the couple over the crowd. Sicheng had argued to bring a pair of binoculars, but Yuta didn't know he would actually bring a pair. If they didn't get arrested by the mall police before they found Taeyong and Jaehyun it would be a fucking miracle.
"Where the hell are they?" Sicheng grumbled.
"I don't know, this mall is huge." Yuta whispered, hiding behind one of the pillars. Sicheng looked around, searching for his friends.
"There!" Yuta yelled, pointing at Taeyong and Jaehyun, walking through the mall.
"Quick call Nominren."
"Their name still confuses me." Yuta mumbled, clicking on the contact name.
"Yuta!" Renjun screamed into the phone, while Yuta cursed, pulling the phone away from his ear.
"Yes?" Yuta whispered.
"Have you seen them ye- Jeno get back here!" Yuta looked over to where the kids were, to see Jeno creeping over to a candy store. Jaemin sighed into the phone.
"We saw them, they are going into..."
"New Yorker!" Sicheng quickly supplied, peering over the crowd.
"Ok you two go into the store and split up."
"But-."
"Goddammit Yuta, you can handle a few minutes away from your boyfriend." Yuta whined into the phone.
"We will stay outside of the store. Ok?" Yuta hummed and hung up.
"Commence operation." Sicheng said as they tiptoed into the store. Yuta rolled his eyes at his boyfriend's behavior. He crept behind a clothes rack while Sicheng went behind a mannequin. Outside the window, Yuta could see Jaemin, Jeno, and Renjun peering through the window. He was sure he was going to jail today.
"This shirt is amazing." Yuta heard a familiar voice say. He scrambled to another rack to see Taeyong and Jaehyun looking through the rack he was just in. Taeyong had about twenty shirts in hand and was heading towards the changing room with Jaehyun following close behind. As soon as the pair went into the room, Yuta let out a breath and started creeping toward the changing room, trying to sneak a peak of the pining couple.
The couple was alone in the rooms (except for Yuta).
"How does it look?" Taeyong asked as he walked out of the little room. He was wearing a loose button up white shirt. Yuta smirked when Jaehyun stuttered.
"It looks great."
"Really? I thought the back looked a little weird" Taeyong said, adjusting the shirt so that his prominent collarbones were showing. Yuta laughed in his hand as he saw Jaehyun literally combust. His ears were flaming red.
"No no it looks amazing."
"Thanks Jaehyunnie." Taeyong said before going back into the changing room. Jaehyun sat down on a chair and ran his hand through his hair, sucking in a breath. This was better any drama he could find at home.
"Ok how about this?" Taeyong came out of the room and sweet Jesus he looked like lust itself. He was wearing a black jacket and a graphic white tee with black ripped jeans that hugged his legs. But the cherry on top was the simple black choker that was placed on his neck. He really needed to get this outfit for Sicheng because damn.
Yuta heard Jaehyun gasp. The younger slowly stepped towards Taeyong, close enough so that they were touching foreheads. Jaehyun leaned forward, cherry lips almost touching. Yuta was on the edge of his seat silently cheering them on. Taeyong's eyes widened as Jaehyun leaned forward. Yuta was screaming into his sweater, laughing maniacally. As the two were just about to connect lips....
"Oh hey Jaehyun!" Someone called out from the other side of the hall of the dressing rooms. The two separated at neck breaking speed, blushing like maniacs. Jungkook, one of Jaehyun's friends waved towards the pair.
Yuta kicked the air in fury and hit the ground, silently screaming.
He swore he would make Jungkook fucking pay.