Draco. "I believe Potter's imprinted on me, Loony."
Luna. "Whyever would you believe that?'
"Today was the sorting-"
"Oh, I was there."
"Really? I couldn't tell at all. Did you hear the rules that madman proposed?"
"No, actually. I'd fallen asleep and woke up just in time to hear my name called. I've got Neville Longbottom by the way, not Seamus, though everyone continues to believe that..."
"Oh, great. Loony and No Brains, together with their children, Dumb and Dumber."
"Oh, do be quiet unless you've got something important to say, Draco."
"Right, yes. Sorry, Lovegood. The population has apparently declined by 60%, and all the first years are manufactured androids with wizarding abilities-"
"So this means that the first years may be smarter than us."
"No, smarter than you, you daft idiot. Never smarter than me, so-"
"If you were the smartest, Draco, you'd think you'd have figured out a long time ago that Charlotte imprinted on you. How did you confirm it?"
"We're living in pairs, one male and one female. We have to marry within six months and have children. We were paired based on compatibility and-"
"History, yes?"
"Do you mind not getting so lost in what you want you want to say that you cut me off?"
"So sorry. Continue."
"They called my name after yours-"
"Obviously."
"Luna!"
"Sorry!"
"And they out the hat on my head- don't start with your comments again, Loony- and the hat started talking to me. But it wasn't just talking to me, and I know because he mentioned that day in Diagon Alley and Potter legitimately spit out a sufficient amount of pumpkin juice that could drench a small herd of sheep."
"Interesting."
"The word used in this case is 'horrendous'."
"Like our friendship?"
"Don't be daft, Loony. 'Horrendous' describes my friendship with Zabini. You're 'tolerable'."
"You'd better make sure your relationship with Charlotte is 'tolerable' if you were smart enough."
plot twist it's actually a Druna fic
that's not a bad idea....
anyways, the songs for this chapter are
p r e t t y - eevee
darling- esbe
into the trees- guardin (THIS SONG IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND RELATABLE)