Kazumi POV
*beep* *beep* *bee-* the alarm went off and I stopped it. I sat up and rubbed my eyes to adjust to the brightness. I jumped out of bed and quickly fixed it. I teleported to the bathroom and brushed my teeth.
After I brushed my teeth, I went to take a warm shower. The calm and peaceful time in my life, was soon destroyed by a loud thud coming form bro's room. "I'M GONNA BE LATE!" -Naruto
"NARUTO! REMEMBER THAT KAKASHI IS GONNA BE LATE FOR AT LEAST FOUR HOURS!" -Me
"WHY DID I FORGET ABOUT THAT?! THANKS FOR REMINDING! I'M GONNA GO TO ICHIRAKU'S! BYE! GOOD LUCK IN YOUR MISSION AND I LOVE YOU!" -Naruto
"LOVE YOU TOO!" I responded back. He went out and I came out of my tub. "Time to get up and change for the exams." I muttered to myself. I left the bathroom and went to the closet.
I decided to wear something I can at least let be destroyed. "Aha! There you are." -Me
I wore a black sports bra with an Uzumaki swirl in front. I wore my black jacket. There's a red line starting from the shoulders up to the end of the sleeve. It has black wolf ears.
I wore my underwear. I then wore my black thigh-lengthened shorts. It has a black belt on the back of it. Thinking it's like a tail ya know. I wore my fingerless gloves. And I wore protective gear, well, only on my knees. It has the Uzumaki symbol on it too. I then wore my black sandals.
I went to the mirror and started to put on light makeup. I closed my eyes and put black makeup starting from my forehead, to my temples I guess.
It was a little light. I don't know, why, I'm doing this to myself. But. Meh. I don't care. My headband was tied to my left arm. I put on my hood and I look a little lot like Kiba, but, more of a wolf side and I show it.
I looked at my clock and it was seven o'clock. It starts in thirty minutes. I sighed and went out the apartment, or house and lock it.
I jumped from roof to roof. I went to where the first exam is held.
There!
I jumped down. I saw a lot of Chunin. Correction. I saw all of them are Chunin. And I'm Genin. I'm the only Genin. A man went towards me. "Aw~ Hey kid. This is the Jounin Exams. Not Chunin. Chunin Exams are at least five months from now." -Chunin
"I'm here for the Jounin Exams. Not Chunin you idiots." -Me
"WHY YOU-" -Chunin
"QUIET DOWN YOU SCUMS! FIRST TEST IS STARTS IN A FEW MINUTES! GET YOUR NUMBERS AND GO TO YOUR SEATS!" I sighed and grabbed a number. '10' is the on I got.
I scanned the room. And I'll seat at the left side on the second row. I sighed and went to my seat.
All of them are looking at me weird. What? This is the only outfit I can at least destroy. Or maybe they're looking at me because I'm only Genin.
Suddenly a kunai was aimed at my back. I caught with only two of my fingers.
I scanned the room. It was the scar man. I saw him one or two times. And let me tell you. He does not want to be messed with. Even the Jounins. He had a smirk on his face. "I see the rumours are true. You are good." -Scar man
"Please. I'm not good." -Me
"Then why are you signing up for the Jounin Exams?" -Scar man
"Because I wanted to. It's okay if I don't make to Jounin. For you guys, it's serious. For me. It's only for fun." -Me
"Heh. Good luck then you twerp." -Scar man
"The name's Kazumi. Kazumi Uzumaki. Yours?" -Me
"Ibiki. Ibiki Morino." -Ibiki
"Ibiki. Okay then Ibiki. Wish me luck." -Me
"I didn't plan to." -Ibiki
"Exactly." I smirked and went back to my seat. The others did the same. 'I think it's a written exam'. -ME
'Heh. Good luck kit. This is different than the Chunin one' -Kurama
'How are you sure?' -Me
'Because I saw this exam before. The first part of the Jounin Exams are always written exams' -Kurama
'Okay then. So the second part is different.......right?' -Me
'Right. It's always random. It's either a match. Survival Training. Lots. Even I don't know what's next after this' -Kurama
'Thank for the info. Gotta keep my eye out. I'll talk to you later. Looks like it's starting' -Me
'Good luck kit' -Kurama
With that I cut the connection between me and Kurama. Ibiki slammed the teat paper on my desk. He smirked. 'You think I'm gonna fail. Think again'
He left. And went back to the front. "You'll have an hour. Start!" I flipped my paper. So it's a one to nine test. The tenth question is probably for later. 'First one. Oh My Kami. This is easy. How can you escape from a genjutsu?'
I rolled my eyes and answered it. The answer is saying Kai. Next one. I was about to read the second part when a kunai hit my desk. Barely even cutting my paper. I looked at a Jounin. I think it's the guard at the gate. Oh. Kotetsu "Five strikes. Your out." -Kotetsu
"Um....no." -Me
"What did you say? I caught you cheating five times." -Kotetsu
"I said, 'no'. Wanna know why? Because I only have one answer. If I was caught five times, then I should have five answers on my sheet. Which means I have to be on number six by now. But no. I'm only on number one you idiot. I can answer this without cheating. I think you need some glasses. Clearly you're already blind. Correction. You are blind. Plus. It's been a minute and a half. How can I cheat that fast? Use your brain for once. I don't even know how you become a Jounin in the first place." -Me
He blushed in embarrassment. Who would think that a Genin like me, outsmart a Jounin like him. Because I can. I sighed and went back to my exam. 'Two. If you were stuck in a genjutsu, that has a thousand ninjas wanting to kill you, how can you escape it? 'Kai' won't work'
These questions are too damn easy. I wrote 'If saying 'kai' won't work, then kill yourself. That's the only way you can escape it'
This is gonna be a little difficult.
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I already knew the purpose of the test. I think the others know too. Time for the tenth question. "Alright. The tenth question is a risk. You can leave the room if you don't want to answer it. If you choose to stay, but answer it incorrectly, you are not allowed to take these exams ever again. Choose. Leave or stay." -Ibiki
The other teams are out. I think, six or seven teams quit. I know these Jounin Exams are not in teams. But. It's basically between seventeen to twenty-one Chunins that quit. "Okay. Anymore?" No one dared to raise their hands.
Ibiki sighed. "Okay then. You all pass!" -Ibiki
"In 3...2...1...and" -Me
"WHAT?!" -Chunins in room
"You all pass. For those who are in the room. Well congratulations. You pass!" -Me
"Then what was the tenth question?!"
"Jeez. It's either you leave or stay! Choose. Leave or stay! That's a question you idiots!" -Me
"You are correct." -Ibiki
"Then what was the purpose of the test?!"
"It is to gather Intel! You are ninjas! Ninjas need to gather information for the sake of the village! If you don't cheat, then you don't know the purpose of the exams! Gathering information is one of the most important things ninjas do!" -Me
"How do you know this?!"
"I'm a ninja! I gather Intel everyday in my life! What I'm doing is for the sake of the village and the people in it! I have experience! Trust me! Sometimes I just wanna give up ya know!" -Me
"Hold it right there. What information are you gathering?" -Ibiki
"That's a secret that only I will keep." -Me
"Very well then. What she said is right. Gathering Intel is one of the most important things a ninja do." -Ibiki
"Tch. You are already Chunins yet you didn't know this. Unbelievable." -Me
"Yo Kazumi. You're usual happy and cheerful. What happened to you?" -Kotetsu
"I still hate you Kotetsu. I'm just pissed off because these lame excuse for a ninjas, don't even know this kind of stuff. Unbelievable. Absolutely Unbelievable." -Me
"What kind of information do you gather." -Kotetsu
"The important stuff." -Me
"Name some of them." -Kotetsu
"Can't. To busy thinking of what kind of test is next. It's random ya know. Hmm?" Kotetsu was about to speak, but was cut off by the window crashing. I sweat dropped. "Alright you maggots! Next exam starts now!"
"Your early....again." -Ibiki
"Alright! Start!" I was suddenly transported to a training ground. There were a lots of ninjas. Wait. This is familiar. Hmm? Wait! This is the the second question! If you were stuck in a genjutsu, that has a thousand ninjas wanting to kill you, how can you escape it? 'Kai' won't work!
I summoned a sword and stabbed myself in the heart.
My eyes quickly shot up and I was breathing heavily too. I feel sweat dripping on my cheeks. "Phew. That was intense." -Me
"You! What's your name kid?!"
"Jeez you're loud. Kazumi Uzumaki ya know." -Me
"Congratulations! You pass the second part of the Exam! I'm Anko Mitarashi by the way! Now! Let's wait for the others." -Anko
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Okay. Five hours passed and only five or six Chunins woke up. And last one. Okay. Make that seven. "Times up!" Anko? I think? Said. "Alright! For the eight who woke up, you pass the second part of the exam. Now please step in front 'cause I'll undo this Genjutsu." We nodded and went in front. She released the Genjutsu and one by one, all of them were woken up.
"Congratulations! You fail! Now leave!"
Wow. Rude much. Next one is gonna be a battle.
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I was right. The third exam is gonna be a death match. I was next. Which was last. "Alright! Last battle! Kazumi Uzumaki from the Hidden Leaf vs Shiro Alfa from the Hidden Wave. Come down to the arena now!" -Genma
"What a drag. Let's finish this." I jumped down the railings and faced a scar man. Scary. "If you want to quit, say it now." We didn't say anything. "Alright. Begin!" I backed away from him. Seeing he's used to close ranged attacks. He grabbed his katana and dashed forwards.
I was right.
I grabbed a kunai and blocked it. Our weapons clashed together. "Hehe. You're strong for a Genin." -Shiro
"I'll lend you a little secret." This is gonna be a risky move. I dashed to my left, making him fall. I grabbed his katana and sat on his back, placing the katana on his neck. I leaned to his ear. "I'm no ordinary Genin~ I'm actually an ANBU." -Me
"N-no way. So that's why-" -Shiro
"Yup. That's why I finished the second test first." I dropped his katana, got off him. I backed away and gave him a smirk. That only made him mad.
He grabbed his katana, holding it on his right hand. He only did one handed sign?! "Okay then. Fire Style: Hell Fire Strike." -Shiro
His katana is on fire now. So he's not only a close range opponent. But also a long ranged one. I have a theory. Since he's also a long ranged type, he'll only strike it at me, and fire will come towards me.
I was right.
He was striking his sword. Sending me those flames. It's like my Wind Scythe, but fire style. "Like they say. 'Fight fire with fire!' Fire Style: Twin Phoenix Jutsu!" -Me
Two Phoenix came out and quickly flew it way to Shiro. I tested them out before, they're like summonings. They listen to you. They have their special attacks. The bigger one is Rio. The smaller one is Theo. Weird names. "Rio! Use Flamethrower when you get close enough! Theo! Use Spiralling Claw after Rio!" -Me
Rio flew back for a bit. Shiro was slowly getting up. There was Rio's chance. She immediately flew and blew fire out his beak. She was done and she flew next to me. Next was Theo. His claws has more fire into it and it's glowing bright yellow.
He flew, and like what birds do, they scratch you, but Theo's scratches are a lot different. Once you're scratched, you will feel your body getting numb and it feels like you were stung by a million bees.
Then, like what fire is when it fades away, they slowly vanished. Only smoke was seen when they're completely gone. I looked at Shiro. He was still battling the attack from Theo. "Heh. You're strong. You would normally be knocked out by now." -Me
"W-what? How....are you....this strong?!" -Shiro
"How can you even be considered as a ninja is you don't know the word 'training' is?" -Me
"D-Damn you." -Shiro
"Okay. Time to finish this sooner. Or it's gonna be a drag. Uzumaki Style: Chakra Chain Barrier!" I casted my clan's jutsu. This is the same jutsu I did to the Haku guy. "W-what is this?!" -Shiro
"My clan's secret jutsu. Only us Uzumaki can do this secret jutsu. Time to end this." I closed my eyes, trying to contact Kurama. 'Kurama. Can you help me in the Tail Beast Bomb?' -Me
'Fine' -Kurama
I chuckled. I opened my eyes. I can feel that they're different. Like my training three weeks ago. My whiskers were darker than usual. I can fell my teeth getting sharper. With only using one hand, I created a mini tailed beast bomb. It's only at the size of a food pill.
"Say goodnight. Hehehe." I said. I threw it. It disappeared. I held my hand. "Wait for it." -Me
I turned around and used a couple of chains to block from the explosion. I can hear his scream. The screaming soon stopped. I turned around. He's still breathing. "Shiro Alfa is unable to fight. Kazumi Uzuamki is the winner." -Genma
"The third exam is over! Kindly go to the Hokage to-" I ignored him and teleported to Gramps.
I saw a couple of Jounins. Hmm. I saw Guy, Kakashi, Kurenai, and Asuma. I only chuckled. "Congratulations Kazumi. You pass. Here is your vest." -Gramps
"Thanks. I'm finally a Jounin." I collapsed on the ground.
I think I used too much chakra on the tail beast bomb.
Hehe
Darkness...
That's all I see