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✆ FROM MOON TAEIL
6:02 PM
MOON TAEIL
You here?
ME
UHm I'm a bit lost 😂
MOON TAEIL
It's next to that big white
building
ME
Ahaha I see it now thanks ! 😳😳😂😂💗
MOON TAEIL
No problem
6:10 PM
ME
SJDJSKDKS I LIED
I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM
message not sent (!)
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✆ TO HAECHAN
ME
Hey it's me again uhm I know
I kinda insulted u and said you looked
like someone's infant child but could you
help a friend out.
HAECHAN
oH so now you want my help
ME
Omgsksk I'm so sorry but like I kinda have
a date with ur stepbrother but like he asked
me to meet and I wanted to seem cool
by pretending to know where the cafe is but I'm
not actually cool and yeah I'm lost
HAECHAN
Damn you wrote an essay
HAECHAN
And why Taeil, he's not that great
I mean I'm better
HAECHAN
Why don't you go out with me instead? 🤔
ME
Sorry I don't want to be the next guest star
on Law and Order.
HAECHAN
Fine fine.
HAECHAN
I'm actually on my way to 'mcdonalds' right now
so I'll pick you up along the way.
ME
USUDJEJDJD THANK YOU
ME
I'm near a cafe called La Fleur by the way.
HAECHAN
👌🏻
HAECHAN
lmao I just had the worst day ever
I asked my butler for nuggets and he gave me GOLD
nuggets instead so I fired him. smh can't
even do his job right.
ME
haha yeah don't you hate it when your
personal butler accidentally gives you gold
nuggets instead of chicken ones
lmao so relatable. 😃
HAECHAN
Right?
HAECHAN
Okay now stop texting me before
I get into a car accident.
ME
Hoe that just makes me wanna text you more.
HAECHAN
I'm serious
ME
Nah to the ah to the no no no
ME
Let me think of a conversation topic because
I can't talk like a normal person
ME
So you know how Mario and Luigi are
the Mario brothers but does that mean
that Mario's last name is Mario too??
So is his full name Mario Mario or what.
ME
Also like this has been on my mind for
a while now but is your real name Haechan or what.
Or is that a rapper name because if that
is your rapper name it sucks, you should named
yourself something like 'Lil Bitch' bc I think
it really suits you.
HAECHAN
STo
ME
Lol what?
HAECHAN
ISK
ME
?? Are you okay
ME
Uhm
ME
WAIT
ME
DID YOU ACTUALLY CRASH SOXMKS
ME
ARE YOU OKAY OH MY GOD
IM SO SORRY
ME
HELLO
ME
Oh my god please don't tell me you
got into a accident..
HAECHAN
see bitch you got scared
ME
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WAITRESS
"Hello miss our restaurant policy is that
in order to stay in here you must order
at least a drink."
AERA
"Ah sorry.. hm do you guys have
anything that's 0 dollars."
WAITRESS
"Haha what?"
AERA
"Well this is awkward. You see.. some
of us are poor."
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HAECHAN
"Aren't you glad that I came here just in time
before that waitress beat your ass all the
way to America?"
AERA
"Well sorry. Like even water was $5 like
bitch that's what I get on payday."
HAECHAN
"Payday?"
HAECHAN
"What's tha-"
AERA
"You know what man? Just shut up
and keep being rich alright?"
HAECHAN
"Wow you're difficult. Let's talk about something else
then."
HAECHAN
"You know. I didn't expect you to be so tall."
AERA
"I'm literally not even that tall. I'm 5'6"
AERA
"What did you expect me to look like? A petite
wattpad bitch who has a height of 4'4?"
AERA
"Like damn the girl is always two heads shorter than the guy.
Like where's my tall girl appreciation at?"
HAECHAN
"Is wattpad a type of caviar or something."
AERA
"Wow I didn't know if tat was possible but
you made me feel more poor than before."
HAECHAN
"That's just the few charms of Lee Donghyuk."
He winks and flashes you a boyish smile.
AERA
"OH SO THATS YOUR REAL NAME."
AERA
"By the way was that supposed to be a wink
because you straight up look like you were
having a seizure."
DONGHYUK
"Wow you just keep breaking my heart huh?"
He notices you applying your makeup.
DONGHYUK
"You really wanna impress
my brother don't you?"
AERA
"Well yeah, if he sees me bare faced he'd run away
in like 2.3 seconds."
DONGHYUK
"Tch, he's not even that great.."
AERA
"Ooo is someone a little jealous?"
DONGHYUK
"No, it's just that everyone always say-"
He restrains himself, clearing his throat.
DONGHYUK
"Nah it's not that important."
DONGHYUK
"Hey look, we're here."
He stops the car and you start getting off.
AERA
"Hmm.. alright man, if you say so but
I'm here if you wanna talk."
AERA
"Thanks for the ride by the way."
You turn away and start heading inside
DONGHYUK
"Hey wait!"
AERA
"Dude he's gonna think I bailed."
DONGHYUK
"Taeil will understand."
Donghyuk rolls down his window more and leans
his head out.
DONGHYUK
"You know.. it's rude to leave without
saying thank you after someone
has done you a favour."
Rolling your eyes, you walk closer to the car
leaning your head in - you and Donghyuk's
faces inches apart.
You smile at him.
AERA
"Alright then. Thank you."
DONGHYUK
"Aw man, that's all I get?"
DONGHYUK
"What about.."
DONGHYUK
"A kiss?"
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AAAH IM SO SORRY FOR
BEING INACTIVE SCHOOL WAS
KILLING ME BUT I FINALLY GOT OFF TODAY
SO HOPEFULLY I CAN PUBLISH MORE FROM NOW ON
ALSO.
WE
HIT
100
THOUSAND
READS
HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE
THAT HAPPENED
THANK YOU SO MUCH
I LOVE YOU.
Oh yeah one last thing, during the part
abt taller ppl I don't mean any hate towards
people who are shorter.
Y'all are all beautiful. ❤️
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