Emily's pov
"Come on bitches, today is the last day to place a bet" Hanna says as she holds a pocket sized notebook in her hand
"I'll put five dollars that it's a girl" Spencer tells her
"Okay stingy nickers bets five dollars. Anyone else?"
"Stingy nickers?"
"Yes that's you. Five dollars really Spence? This is supposed to be a fun game. When have you ever put money on whether you get a new niece or nephew?"
"Never, that's why I only betted five"
"Well I'll bet fifty that it's a boy" Hanna smiles
"Look I'm not over enthusiastic about you placing bets about my unborn child. But you can't have Mr Krabs betting five dollars and Spongebob betting ten times that. I'd say that if they want to join in everyone has to pay twenty dollars"
"Okay Ali, to prove to you that I am not like Mr. Krabs I'll bet twenty that you have another little girl" Spencer says, pulling more money from her purse
"Aria? Alison? Emily?" Hanna asks
"Boy" Aria says after a short contemplation
"It's definitely a boy" Alison shouts, slamming $20 onto the table
"No. I can tell it's a girl" I smile, looking down at my lock screen which has a photo of my three gorgeous blondes
Ali's pov
"I heard the word girl. Are we talking about Emison's baby?" Mona asks as she walks down the metal stairs from her house
"No we were talking about the dick pic Emily sent to Alison last night" Hanna sarcastically jokes
Mona rolls her eyes before inviting herself into our conversation, pulling a chair over to the sofa in which Hanna is slumped in
"I'll get more coffee. Is it the usual?" Mona asks
"Do you even know our usual?" Aria asks
"Of course. Spencer gets a super sized drip with three sugars, Hanna gets a skinny vanilla latte, Aria drinks a dry soy cappuccino, and sweet Emily gets the opposite of her..." Mona pauses before jokingly saying "a straight americano"
Hanna bursts into laughter at Mona's joke before questioning why she left out my order
"Truthfully. I learned your orders when I was A, you guys haven't changed since. Alison wasn't around when I was A so I don't know her order" Mona admits
"I'll have a straight americano with vodka"
"You know that Ezria don't have an alcohol licence"
"I know but I need something to cure the headache you give me"
"I'll get you a black coffee, cause it's just like you. Most people don't like you because you are really bitter"
My pupils are hidden within my skull as Emily interrupts my eye roll by whispering "be nice" in my ear
"Always" I smile at her
Emily's pov
"So are you going to put on a bet?" Spencer asks Mona as she returns with our coffees
"Bet for what?"
"What gender Emison's baby is going to be"
"It's a girl" Mona says quickly
"How do you know that? Did you sneak into the lab?" Alison snidely asks
"Alex Drake played god. I just mentally tortured you"
"Just?" Aria asks
"That was a long time ago anyway. I'm a mother now and I'm engaged to the love of my life, Mike" Mona tells us, showing off her ring
"We've seen it before" Spencer tells her
"When's the wedding?"
"In a few months. You are all going to be invited don't worry, and since I named her after both of you. You are in charge of looking after my gorgeous princess Hanna Alison Montgomery"
Ali's pov
"Em. It's the bus asshole" I shout
"What?" Spencer asks
"The bus asshole" I repeat
"Wait what did he do?" Mona asks
"One day when I was pregnant, I had the bus journey from hell and it was his fault"
"Alison, are you sure it is him? You've been trying to find this guy for like eight years" Emily laughs
"It's him. I recognise his obnoxiousness"
"Who?" Hanna asks
"The man with the patchy grey beard" I scoff
"Ali's pissed at him because he wouldn't move along the seat to let her sit down"
"That's it?" Mona asks
"That's is? Excuse me but I was pregnant at the time. Emily's making out as if I am overreacting"
"You are" she laughs
"Right listen to this" I tell my friends, preparing them to hear my rant
"I was getting the bus to the hospital to get a checkup on my babies. So I get onto the packed bus and there is one seat left. Sat at the isle was that man. I could tell from the moment I saw his cream chinos that he was a posh asshole, but anyway, I struggled my way to the back of the bus and when I arrived at the seat the dickhead didn't bother moving over. So he sat with an empty seat next to him as I hovered over him waiting for him to move" I complain, running out of breath as my anger increases
"Oh no. How can he show his face after that?" Hanna sarcastically asks
"Excuse me but there was a perfectly good seat next to him and I was basically three people at that time. The only difference between me and him, was that I was carrying two babies and he was carrying his massive ego" I complain as o scowl at him
"And he had a seat" Aria laughs
"Shut up. I'm going to say something to him"
"Alison please don't" Emily begs
"Why? Are you embarrassed?"
"Yes"
"Well then, even more reason for me to say something" I tell Em, pushing out my seat and walking towards him
Emily's pov
"Excuse me" Alison obnoxiously says to him
"Hello? Can I help?"
"Yes. Eight years ago I was heavily pregnant and when I was on the bus and you wouldn't move your ass for me"
"Well why would I?"
"Because I was pregnant"
"Yes but you are also Alison DiLaurentis" I hear him scoff
"Excuse me?" Alison asks
"Why do you look so surprised that I know who you are? You and your friends over there are famous in this town. Everyone knows who you bitches are" he remarks before grabbing his espresso, fixing his tie and running out the brew
"Who is he calling a bitch?" Hanna complains
"Well he's still an asshole" Ali says, returning to her seat
"I agree" Spencer sighs
"Same. I think we have officially made a new enemy" Hanna complains
"We'll try not to kill this one" Mona laughs