GUYS
BLACK ON BLACK
THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY
THIS WHOLE UPDATE IS GONNA BE IN CAPS BECAUSE IM SCREAMING.
FIRST
I WAS JUST EATING SOME FOOD AND I SAW BLACK ON BLACK AND WAS LIKE AW SHIT.I GOTTA WATCH IT. SO IM WATCHING AND TAEYONG IS JUST DOIN HIS THING BUT IM LOOKIN FOR MARK (MY BB) BECAUSE I DONT SEE HIM. SO I'M ABOUT TO DRINK MY BUBBLE TEA AND MARK DOES THIS:
I FUCKING CHOKED.
I CHOKED ON MY BUBBLE TEA.
ALSO, WHO-
WHO'S ASS? SM WHY YOU DO THAT? IF THAT WAS ME I'D BE LIKE WHY DOES MY ASS HAVE ITS OWN CLOSE UP IN THIS VIDEO?
THEN THEY DID THIS THING
WHICH WAS SO COOL
LIKE, THE PERFECTION.
THEN. I STARTED COUNTING THE NUMBER OF TUMS I SAW.
LET'S JUST SAY....I ***LOVE*** THEIR STYLISTS BECAUSE I THINK THEIR STYLISTS KNEW THAT IF THEY DID ANYTHING THEIR SHIRTS WOULD FLY UP AND THEY WERE JUST LIKE, "LET THEIR SHIRTS FLY."
IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR THE AMOUNT OF STOMACH I SAW, I COULD FLY TO SOUTH KOREA AND GO TO ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS.
DOYOUNG HAD THE MOST STOMACH LMFAOOOO I SEE YOU DOYOUNGGG
THIS WAS THE FUCKIN MONEY SHOT. ^^^^ 5 STOMACHS
DOYOUNG HAS NO CHILL
THEN LUCAS SHOWED UP AND I WAS LIKE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
LUCAS GET OUTTA HERE. MARK IS MY BIAS. YEAH! SEE HIM? HE'S ON THE FAR LEFT LOOKIN LIKE A DERP RIGHT NOW.
THEN THIS PART WAS SO COOL TOO AND I WAS LIKE OMFGGGGGG
I THREW MYSELF OUT OF MY CHAIR FOR THE 1,000TH TIME WATCHING THAT PART AND I PULLED MYSELF BACK INTO MY CHAIR TO FINISH WATCHING THE MUSIC VIDEO TO SEE A CLOSE UP OF MARK LOOKIN ALL PERFECT
BUT SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THEY FUCKIN ZOOMED UP TO TAEYONG AND JUST- LIKE- I DONT EVEN WANNA SAY IT.
WHY? WHAT IS THE FUCKIN POINT? LIKE IT WAS FROZEN LIKE THAT FOR A GOOD 2 SECONDS TOO. LIKE HUHHHHHHHH