yoonmin vs taekook vs namjin
jimin: i'm so scared :( i don't think i'll be able to sleep tonight :(
yoongi: it's okay baby, i'm here for you, come to hyung <3
taehyung: the suspense is killing me... is the killer going to show up now, or-
jeongguk: [scoots closer and suddenly grabs tae's shoulders] boo!
taehyung: (panicked screaming) AHHHHHSHDGHSHBXHEHRHNDNFHSHHHHHBBBBBHEDJIDIIDIFJJCJJJSJSBHWHUSUDHDAHHHHHHHHHHH IM GOING TEJGIGO DIE AHHSHHHHHHSHDHDHDBNENENEMWNISIDJFQNNWNJJJJSSH
taehyung:
taehyung: why would you do that to me
seokjin: [gets scared after the killer shows up and literally jumps on namjoon] HOLY SHIT!!!! NAMJOON!!!!! YOU BETTER FUCKING SAVE ME OR ELSE!! COME HERE AND PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME IM FUCKING SCARED
yoongi: [snorting in the background] he sounds more angry than scared
namjoon: [wheezing for breath] okay, seokjinnie, baby, i would save you, except i can't breathe when you're on me-