Felix: are you crying?
Changbin: no
Felix: no?
Felix: i thought i heard someone crying
Changbin: it's not me
Felix: maybe you should go check on them
Changbin: i don't hear any crying
Changbin: why cant you check on them?
Felix: i dont know
Felix: i just think you should do it
Changbin: felix?
Felix: yeah?
Changbin: are you crying?
Felix: a little
Changbin: and why is that
Felix: because hyunjin is crying
Changbin: and, again, why?
Felix: he's in love
Changbin: and so he went to ask for advice from the most emotional person in the group?
Felix: yeah
Changbin: who's the girl?
Felix: what?
Changbin: the one he's in love with
Felix: its not a girl
Changbin: oh i get it
Changbin: he didn't go to the most emotional member he went to the gayest one
Felix: WELL NOW WE'RE BOTH CRYING AND WE NEED ASSISTANCE FROM SOMEONE EMOTIONALLY STABLE
Changbin: just tell me whats going on
Felix: he likes /someone/ but that /someone/ is straight
Changbin: but do you know he's straight or is it just an assumption?
Felix: assumption
Changbin: most straight guys make it quite obvious that they're straight
Changbin: at least i think, i don't know many straight guys
Changbin: what else
Felix: he said the /someone/ makes him feel really happy and he doesn't want to be in a world where they can't be together
Changbin: wow
Changbin: tell him to stop crying because chances are things will work out
Changbin: let's be real, i dont know who this guy is but i can bet most straight guys would be gay for hyunjin
Felix: he's still sad
Felix: i feel like your gay therapy isn't working
Changbin: i dont have that much to work with
Changbin: do we know this /someone/?
Felix: he says we do
Felix: i'll bet you $15 it's a member
Changbin: felix this isn't the time
Changbin: but you're probably right
Changbin: now i know he should stop crying because there's no straight member of this group
Changbin: i still dont really know why you're crying but you should stop too
Felix: it makes me think back to my days of being in love
Changbin: you say that like you aren't in love anymore
Felix: how can i be in love when you're miles away and not cuddling me?
Changbin: im upstairs, not miles away
Changbin: and im working
Felix: you should be showing how much you appreciate me
Changbin: you know i love you, baby
Felix: hyunjin is reading these messages
Changbin: oh
Changbin: i mean to say
Changbin: you know i appreciate you kind of, felix
Felix: yeah, thats believable
Changbin: are you knocking on my door?
Felix: no, im comforting hyunjin
Felix: i guess i'm the gay therapist now
Changbin: oh it's seungmin
Felix: what does he want this late at night?
Changbin: he's in love..