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Anything I say is in bold.
Anything the creator says is in italics.
Anything else will be in regular text.
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You know those characters that are just based off of how you want to be? I think most of us have made a character like that, and this disgusting creature was tucked away on DeviantArt, the usual.
Name: I'm Chase Tyler Freewilder
Gender: I'm a girl.. can you not see me?
No, we can't, because thankfully, you don't exist.
Sexuality: Ew, I'm straight!
OKAY, I don't care if you're straight, or even if you just don't support the LGBTQ+, but this is not okay. It's not disgusting, but then again, you don't spend enough time in the mirror to know what "disgusting" really is.
Age: I'm 12.. uh.. why?
BECAUSE YOU PUT THE FREAKING QUESTION THERE. We don't care. You wrote the question, don't complain about answering it?
Likes: I love my skateboard that my dad gave to me when I was two. I like showing up the older kids, my pet wolf Tadashi,
Where do you get a wolf? Where? From the pet store across the street? The wild? How did you tame it? What do your parents think?
and being with my squad.
Dislikes: Makeup, girly girls, high heels, dresses.
This is so incredibly cliche and overused. You're not special.
Personality: I'm a huge tomboy-
Yes, you're such a tomboy. You're so unique and cute.
and a total nerd if you ask me.
I'm super random and crazy too!
Fears: I'm not really afraid of anything..
Of course not, what would a twelve year old girl ever be afraid of?
Strengths: Skateboarding, soccer, basketball, and baseball- not softball, softball is for girly girls!
Weaknesses: I get really hyper when I eat sugar!
The flaw of all flaws. The weakness of weaknesses. Getting sugar-high is a sin.
Looks:
Her hair is 108% real. No extensions, and the rainbow eyes, although they are rare, really do exist! Having a pet wolf is pretty normal too, realistic and cute.
Spends her time: Eating and skateboarding, beating all the boys in her school at athletics.
This is so unique. Never, ever, ever, ever seen anything like it.
Anything else: This is my squad.
Left to right, Mason, Tyler, Collin, Zander, Asher.
Typical.
They thought I was some fake skater girl, until I beat them all in a race with skateboards, so I'm part of their group now.
Some teenagers are going to let some 12 year old with rainbow eyes join their magical amazing group? I don't know..
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Well, that wraps up our interesting and offensive encounter with Chase Freewilder! Don't forget to vote and add to your library for new Sues weekly! Thanks for reading!
I'm outta here.