All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt.
Wait till they get a load of me.
Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.
You’re my friend, too.
I got you a kitty.
I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.
Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?
My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls
Look…I’m only doing this to help you. Let’s try this again. Acceptance.
They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable.
Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.
In case ya ain’t figured it out, today’s the Joker’s big homecoming, and you’re the guest of honor
You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be.
I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress – and I actually paid for it!
I’ll show you how dark I can be.
We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mistah J.
You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart
We’re finished, you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.
Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.
We’re bad guys. It’s what we do.
If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.
You got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!
Now you feel like you’ve someone by your side-to share the journey with you.
Coming through, B-Man.
[Approaches Batman who shoves Harley to the ground]
I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.
You didn’t like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate.’ It’s a comedy.
What’s wrong with you, B-man? You come into Mista J’s home and just start smashing it to pieces! Don’t you know he’s sick?
I promised you some entertainment, right, boys?
Ladies and jerks! There’s been a slight change in tonight’s show. Insteada the opera robbin’ you for somethin’ like a thousand bucks a seat — we’re gonna rob you! Believe me folks, I’ve seen it already. I’m doin’ ya a big favor!
Let me get you outta here girl. We can team up again. Drive all the boys crazy. Ya know? Like the old days…
Nice work,butterfingers, why didn’tcha just turn the batsignal on while you were at it!
You got it all wrong, baby. I was using them to help you escape. Who else would I break into Arkham for? Nobody, that’s who. It’ll be just like old times.
I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.
My boss likes me to wear a smile to work.
You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.
Look on the bright side – tomorrow you’ll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats!
What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said.
Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!
Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.
I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!
Own that shit. Own it! What do you think was gonna happen? Huh?
Start with the Harley in a mirror.
What, you were just thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal!
Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable…
Oh, come on, Puddin! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom
I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.
I dunno about ‘genius,’ but I do got a PhD.
Oh buckets full, honey. I was tryin’ too hard to impress the wrong guy. Kinda like you with Superman.
You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral
I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.
Have you heard this new Taylor Swift song? It’s soooo good.
Yeesh, ya make one little mistake and they never letcha forget!
So you do remember me. That´s weird, because you killed the only thing I ever loved, and now I find you have been keeping a whole new generation of Jokers to yourself. I know. Awkward.
I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.
Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!
What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
When I was around, she couldn’t even find her face in the mirror. It’s as if something was holding her back.
I’m known to be quite vexing, I’m just forewarning you.
Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?
You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.
Face it, Harl, this stinks — yer a certified nutso wanted by the law in over a dozen states — and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown.
I’m bored. Play with me.
If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my shit.
Oh the irony! The grim stalwart Dark Knight and his greatest female adversary, fightin together to save the city!
I’m going to kill you. For everything you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive.
I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.
Joker
I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying, ‘course you do. Who wouldn’t?
I did everything you said. I helped you.
So what if I’m crazy? the best people are.
I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?
Look alive, wage slaves! Preeeesenting – the Caliph of Clowns, that Mogul of Mountebanks – the One and Only – JOKER!
Oh, I get it. ‘Cause, like, this is a sewer, too, only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess. Mommy didn’t take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist.
Welcome to Blackgate. We’re just going to do a quick psychiatric evaluation. Bad day, huh? Cops in this city – always beating on the sick and defenseless.
A little bird told me some creep was dressed up like the Joker, fighting a Batman wannabe.
That so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.
I’m havin a bad day! I’m sick of people tryin ta shoot me, run me over or blow me up!
I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.
You got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!
Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.
You think after living with Mistah J I’d be used to a little pain.
Just let me in. I promise. Let me in! I promise I won’t hurt you!
I’ll show ya! I’ll pull a big heist all by myself and I’ll be laughing atcha, ya hear?Ha ha, Laughing! *sigh* I miss him already!
Hey captain don’t let the heroes get you, it’ll be bad for us, oh and your health.