"puuuuuuuuush Pilly bab!"
"DANNY D DON CHU TINK I TRYING!"
*fart noise*
"its a banana!" doctor JON ADAMS scrEEmèd.
"wut chall gunna nam eet?"
"We gun name him THE JON!" Philly P yellerd.
"I WUV MAH SUM-" Danny D accidentally drops deer bannannar bb.
-splat-
"Lettuce make a bananar splits wif our ded chilly"
"okeyu"
den dey noms der ded child with ice cream.
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"Dan?"
"Yes, Phil?"
"Why the hell did we read this?"
Dan looks over at Phil who is sitting beside him on their couch.
"I... I don't fucking know..." Dan said as he slowly shook his head in disgust. "What kind of idiot would write this shit?" He added.
"The end"
"Phil? What the–"
-insert end music here-
(a/n)
i was reading comments and i saw
@blanking-blankness said they wanted to see the birth of banana child so... ur wish came true??? i am aware this was a long time ago but oh well 😄