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All of these I found on the Internet and found really hilarious. If you want some comedy read this. Maybe you... More

First! (1)
WOW (2)
Those police people (3)
Har Har (4)
Creepy.... (5)
Words can hurt you (6)
Gangsta (7)
Oh no the bunny! (8)
Killer furby! (9)
Toilet (10)
Savage (11)
Update
The fall in love hole (12)
Pass the gas (13)
Your perfect daughter (14)
Spongebob (15)
Poof! (16)
Dental floss (17)
Drunk #1
Batdog (18)
Drunk #2
Welcome to facebook (19)
I dont want you to feel lonely (20)
The floor needed a hug (21)
Money tree (22)
Just selling drugs (23)
Drunk #3
Drunk #4
Drunk #5
Drunk #6
I was hungry (24)
I bet..... (25)
Oh wait... (26)
Update 2
Oaky? (27)
Are you twilighting me? (28)
Do i look like jessica (29)
Glad to be of service (30)
Leave your problems at the door (31)
Babee! (32)
They know a lot (33)
Took a dump (34)
In a meeting (35)
WORST DAY EVER (36)
Countless girls (37)
Be afraid (38)
My ex (39)
Let the chicken rest (40)
You are a boy (41)
100 votes!
Finding nemo
Pinecone
Oh wait....
Promise
Wanna hear a secret?
Ties shoe
Refrigerator
Pay attention
Mah boob
Is it.....the blanket?
Turtles weakness
Happy Halloween!
Hope you are still talking to me
Die fat evil pig
Wrong person...
Rough draft
Adopted
Mhm
Big mistake
With my car
Doing a poo
Just one normal child
1k!!🎉🎉
200 votes!
Im worried about u....
Wait for it....
Ayeee
The father, son, and holy spirit
Those Monopoly games
Nunu
Dad....
Globalsexual
Lets get fat!
Classed dismissed
Drunk #7
Firetrucks
Yeah...autocorrect....sure
Ate the last cookie
Outta this world
Authors note
We need a family meeting
Please be a little quieter
Dumb whore
M. O. M (made of money)
Nipple
Authors note
Anything else?
Yes, dear
Blonde
Fish the dog
Gender confused girl
Drunk #8
Bacon
New fragerance
Thats not funny
Its not a video
Grandpa
Happy Thanksgiving! 🍗🍗
Morning people vs me
Poo money
Dont come back!!
2k!!!🎉🎉
400 votes!
Didnt I just say it was
Stalk you at chillis
Please still be my friend
Tortoise not a turtle
500 votes!!
The blue room
Whoop you to hell and back
Eating cereal
That cat
Bread co
The rock and Dwayne
Papa Johns
You dang pervert
Wifey 1,2,3.....
Quit tricking me
Im not 100% sure....
Losing your virginity
3k🎉🎉🎉
Merry Chrismas!! 🎄🎄
Yu
Passeggiliti
The nicest thing
Full house theme song
I. Am. A. Man
Cheerios
Lightly fried fish
Cheap green beans
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Gotchu
Rusty nail
Cheap green beans
Crakalacking
Drunk #9
Dad....
4k!!!
700 votes!!
Baby puppy
She is a cat
What did i just say?
Lshidmtamsfo
Dont go to bed mad
Speak english!
Already?
You have been replaced
Uh sorry my little sister..
The recipe
Where make chign
Great Advice!
?????
No push pops!
Dear terrible human being
Cool mushroom
Imagine waking up to this
Track records
🤔
Kedi
It
Mom stole it
Onety one
Weird looking cats...?
Another one?
Funny looking animals
Yeesh
My cat and maybe face reveal???
The real face reveal
Roadtrip
Vacation vlog
Vlog day #2
Vlog day #3
Vlog day #4
Vlog day #5
Back home
Me shoes
Cross Country
School
New book!!!!
At home prom

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