Never Kiss a Toad

By JudeKnight

244K 20.8K 1.2K

[A Victorian romance continuing family stories begun in the various Regency books of Jude Knight and Mariana... More

Co-written novel by Jude Knight and Mariana Gabrielle
Prologue, Part One
Prologue, Part Two
Chapter One: Part One
Chapter One: Part Two
Chapter Two, Part One
Chapter Two: Part two
Chapter Two, Part Three
Chapter Three
Chapter Four, Part One
Chapter Four, Part Two
Chapter Five, Part 1
Chapter Five, Part 2
Chapter Five, Part 3
Chapter Six, Part 1
Chapter Six, Part 2
Chapter Seven: Part 1
Chapter Seven, Part 2
Chapter Eight: Part 1
Chapter Eight: Part 2
Chapter Eight: Part 3
Chapter nine
Chapter Ten: Part 1
Chapter Ten, Part 2
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen: Part 1
Chapter Fourteen: Part 2
Chapter Fourteen: Part 3
Chapter Fourteen: Part 4
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter sixteen
Chapter seventeen
Chapter eighteen
Chapter Nineteen: Part 1
Chapter Nineteen: Part 2
Chapter Twenty
Chapter twenty-one
Chapter twenty-two
Chapter Twenty-three: Part 1
Chapter Twenty-three: Part 2
Chapter Twenty-Four: Part 1
Chapter Twenty Four: Part 2
Chapter Twenty-Five: Part 1
Chapter Twenty-Five: Part 2
Chapter Twenty-Six: Part 1
Chapter Twenty-Six: Part 2
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Part 1
Chapter Twenty Seven: Part 2
Chapter Twenty Eight
Chapter Twenty Nine: Part 1
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Part 2
Chapter Thirty: Part 1
Chapter Thirty: Part 2
Chapter Thirty: Part 3
Chapter Thirty-One
Chapter Thirty-Two: Part 1
Chapter Thirty-Two: Part 2
Chapter Thirty-Three: Part 1
Chapter Thirty-Three: Part 2
Chapter Thirty-Four: Part 1
Chapter Thirty Four: Part 2
Chapter Thirty-Five: Part 1
Chapter Thirty Five: Part 2
Chapter Thirty-Six: Part 1
Chapter Thirty-Six: Part 2
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Part 1
Chapter Thirty Seven: Part 2
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Part 1
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Part 2
Chapter Thirty Nine
Chapter Forty: Part 1
Chapter Forty: Part 2
Chapter Forty-One: Part 1
Chapter Forty-One: Part 2
Chapter Forty-Two: Part 1
Chapter Forty-Two: Part 2
Chapter Forty-Three: Part 1
Chapter Forty-Three: Part 2
Chapter Forty Three: Part 3
Chapter Forty-Four: Part 1
Chapter Forty-Four: Part 2
Chapter Forty-Four: Part 3
Chapter Forty-Five: Part 1
Chapter Forty-Five: Part 2
Chapter Forty-Six: Part 1
Chapter Forty-Six: Part 2
Chapter Forty Six: Part 3
Chapter Forty-Six: Part 4
Chapter Forty-Seven: Part 1
Chapter Forty-Seven: Part 2
Chapter Forty-Eight: Part 1
Chapter Forty-Eight: Part 2
Chapter Forty-Nine
Chapter Fifty: Part 2
Chapter Fifty-One
Chapter Fifty Two: Part 1
Chapter Fifty-Two: Part 2
Chapter Fifty-Three: Part 1
Chapter Fifty Three: Part 2
Chapter Fifty Three: Part 3
Chapter Fifty-Four: Part 1
Chapter Fifty-Four: Part 2
Chapter Fifty-Five: Part 1
Chapter Fifty-Five: Part 2
Chapter Fifty-Six
Chapter Fifty-Seven: Part 1
Chapter Fifty-Seven: Part 2
Chapter Fifty-Seven: Part 3
Chapter Fifty-Eight: Part 1
Chapter Fifty-Eight: Part 2
Chapter Fifty-Nine: Part 1
Chapter Fifty-Nine: Part 2
Chapter Sixty: Part 1
Chapter Sixty: Part Two
Chapter Sixty: Part 3
Chapter Sixty-One
Chapter Sixty Two: Part 1
Chapter Sixty-Two: Part 2
Chapter Sixty-Three: Part 1
Chapter Sixty Three: Part 2
Chapter Sixty-Three: Part 3
Chapter Sixty-Four: Part 1
Chapter Sixty-Four: Part 2
Chapter Sixty-Four: Part 3
Chapter Sixty-Five: Part 1
Chapter Sixty-Five: Part 2
Chapter Sixty-Five: Part 3
Chapter Sixty Five: Part 4
Chapter Sixty-six: Part 1
Chapter Sixty-Six: Part 2
Chapter Sixty-Seven
Chapter Sixty-Eight: Part 1
Sixty-Eight: Part 2
Chapter Sixty-Eight: Part 3
Chapter Sixty-Eight: Part 4
Chapter Sixty-Nine: Part 1
Chapter Sixty-Nine: Part 2
Chapter Sixty Nine: Part 3
Chapter Seventy: Part 1
Chapter Seventy: Part 2
Chapter Seventy-One: Part 1
Chapter Seventy-One: Part 2
Chapter Seventy-Two: Part 1
Seventy-Two: Part 2
Chapter Seventy-Three
Chapter Seventy-Four: Part 1
Chapter Seventy-Four: Part 2
Chapter Seventy-Four: Part 3
Chapter Seventy-Five: Part 1
Chapter Seventy Five: Part 2
Chapter Seventy-Five: Part 3
Chapter Seventy-Six: Part 1
Chapter Seventy-Six: Part 2
Chapter Seventy-Seven
Chapter Seventy-Eight: Part 1
Chapter Seventy-Eight: Part 2
Chapter Seventy-Eight: Part 3
Chapter Seventy Nine
Chapter Eighty
Chapter Eighty-One
Chapter Eighty-Two
Chapter Eighty-Three
Epilogue

Chapter Fifty: Part 1

1.2K 111 7
By JudeKnight

The Duchess of Wellbridge took quick choppy strides across the floor, her skirts swinging with her anger. "You are being ridiculous, Wellbridge! He will stay here with us, of course, in his rooms, and I will hear no more of it!"

Nick shook his head, elbows leaned across his knees, cane close at hand, warming himself before the fire. "Almyra is already too close to Sally Grenford. I love my goddaughter and wish Abersham beneath our roof as much as you do, but I cannot shelter the architects of the worst scandal in decades at the expense of my daughter's future. Abersham can stay at St James Place until after the presentation. Or better yet, until the gossip dies down. I won't object to him attending his sister's party." Nick looked down at his hands, his face grim. "I do not relish saying so to Haverford, but unless Abersham returns in time to marry her, we cannot have Lady Sarah at Almyra's ball."

"Wellbridge! You have truly lost your mind." Bella faced her husband, her fists clenched until the knuckles were white. "Do you not see how that fans the flames?"

"You need not fret, Bella," Haverford said from the doorway. "We will have the most excellent of reasons for not attending Almyra's ball, since we will no longer be in England."

Wellbridge flushed. He would have chosen his words more carefully if he had known his friend was on the other side of the door.

"What?" Bella exclaimed. "Surely that is not necessary. Abersham will be here in a matter of days."

"See if you can talk some sense into him. I have talked until I am blue in the face." Cherry spoke from the hall. Unusually for such a polite gentleman, Haverford had preceded her into the room, but he stepped to one side to allow her through. They stood there just inside the door, as if uncertain of their welcome, Nick's oldest and closest friend and his wife, as dear as a sister. Haverford had a large object tucked under his arm, and Cherry's knuckles were white where she gripped her reticule.

Her face lit with a measure of hope as she answered Bella. "A matter of days, you say? You have word from him? He is definitely coming?"

"No," Nick answered shortly, rising to his feet out of courtesy to the lady. "But I cannot imagine anything will keep him from his heart's desire."

Bella explained, "We know he left Paris, and we've heard rumours he's been at Grand Duke Leopold's court, so we assume he is in Florence with his friend Piero. But even so, our letters will have gotten there by now. I'm sure he is on his way."

"According to the Colonial Office secretary," Haverford said, "the Diplomatic Corps has it he is with d'Alvieri, and on the point of announcing his betrothal to one of the comte's sisters."

Wellbridge blanched. "I do not believe it. After all he has done to claim Sally as his bride? No. It is not possible."

Bella's spoke at the same time. "No. No, that cannot be true."

Haverford shook his head. "He is not coming, Bella, and I am not waiting for him, even without what I found today. I have taken the governorship of the Victoria and Albert Islands, as a temporary measure until they can find a replacement for poor Bortham, which will serve to remove my daughter from this toxic mess until the rumours have been addressed."

"But... the Victoria and Albert Islands?" Bella frowned, shaking her head. "You cannot take her so far away. The dangers of foreign travel cannot be overstated, Haverford, and the region is not entirely stable."

Haverford rubbed his spare hand up his forehead and across his hair, leaving it sticking in the air. "May we sit, Bella? Cherry is tired, and we have much to do if we are to leave in three days."

"Of course. Sit." Bella went to the bell pull to order tea.

"Running away does not seem like you, Haverford," Nick growled.

"Nick," Haverford said urgently. "I do not blame you for anything you must do to protect your daughter. I hope you will understand I am just trying to protect mine."

As Bella sat, she said calmly, "It is an odd way to keep her safe, I can assure you, after fifteen years travelling the remotest parts of the globe. I cannot but think the best way to protect everyone's daughter is a marriage between Sally and David without delay, and a unified front at Almyra's ball in a fortnight. David will not miss his sister's ball. I know he will come for that. I can send men out to locate him. If you will give me a week, I can–"

"No." Haverford's rejection was short and absolute.

Cherry spoke into the palpable silence. "Quite apart from Haverford's other concerns, Bella, our ship leaves in three days. When we explain our plan for the children's rehabilitation, I am sure you will see that another short delay will be beneficial in the end. And I am confident Abersham will return, whatever Haverford thinks."

"Of course he will return," Nick snapped. "My son is a man of honour. He will not allow Lady Sarah to be maligned, and he will give her his name immediately upon his return. It is our role to mitigate the scandal as best we can until he arrives to do a duty he has waited his life long to fulfil."

Haverford went to pick up the package he had put beside him, but Cherry put a hand on his arm. "Haverford! We must speak of Lord and Lady Athol before the..."

Bella straightened. "What on Earth has my wretched niece done now? It is long past time for Charlotte to take her unruly daughter in hand."

The Haverfords exchanged glances, and Cherry rearranged her hands on her lap before beginning, "Prue Wakefield has been investigating every nasty rumour and insinuation that has bedevilled Sally—and so, by extension, David—since she first entered Society. We have discovered the rumours have been floating about since at least two years before Sally was presented. And Prue traced them to their source. I do not precisely understand the method, but, undoubtedly, my mathematician daughter would know exactly how it was done."

Bella's fists clenched at her side. "Go on."

Nick poured two brandies and handed one to Haverford.

"The source, in almost every case," Haverford ground out through his teeth, "was that little witch of Firthley's and her muck worm of a husband." He unclenched his jaw just enough for a solid mouthful of brandy.

Nick's eyes narrowed, but he didn't speak.

"We have sufficient information about their activities," Cherry began in a much more conciliatory tone, "to make it clear that our daughter and your son have been the subject of a concerted and sustained attack, orchestrated by Lord and Lady Athol and abetted, most likely independently, by Abersham's childhood enemy, Crowhurst, and perhaps—we are still investigating—his father."

"Sally's attacker," Bella said. "But the rumours persist, which must be my niece."

"And her husband," Nick growled. "Or Crowhurst Senior. I will ruin them. And Bella, Jewel must be brought to heel. She will not be allowed to attack my heir with impunity. And Lord Athol will not ever lay hands on my goddaughter, or he will lose his arms at the elbow."

"Wellbridge, do allow our friends to tell us all they know before you leap into the fray."

Nick ignored her. "Firthley let that girl run amok after he almost lost her," Nick snarled. "Since the age of seven, he has done naught but indulge her whims, and look what it got him: a drunken, womanizing, spendthrift as son-in-law, and a daughter so bitter she will destroy anyone who has a bit more happiness than she allowed herself."

Haverford took up Bella's invitation to continue. "The Wakefields and Cherry believe, and I agree, that this information may be used to rehabilitate our children. It will take time, and will need to be handled carefully, for—while I would happy to see your niece and her husband forever barred from Society—Lord Athol's brother does not deserve to bear his brother's scandal, as he washed his hands of the blackguard years ago, and Firthley does not deserve to wear the consequences just for being an indulgent father." He sighed. "I must answer to that charge myself. Yes, and you, Nick."

With a wave of his hand, he dismissed the thought and returned to his thread. "Mama will help, of course, but she is getting old. It needs a duchess at the head, we think. Will you take the commission, Bella, even though she is your niece?"

"I... I am not sure how I should respond," Bella admitted. "Of course, I will do anything required to help our children, but I should like to know what I will be doing to my sister and niece before I agree to anything."

"That will be up to you," Cherry said. "Not least because I cannot control this from the other side of the world, and Haverford and Sally need me. But also, because I trust you to handle it appropriately, quickly, and even-handedly. Prue will report directly to you, and you will decide what happens with the information." Her face hardened. "If it were my choice, I would utterly destroy her for what she has brought on my child out of jealousy and spite, and kill her husband outright for his lecherous and predatory nature. If they spent their remaining years on their knees in sackcloth and ashes, it could not be long enough for me."

"She had help," Haverford said heavily, and took another sip of his brandy. "I sent for the pair of them, Bella, to discern, if I could, their motives. Jealousy and spite on her part, as Cherry says. Lust on his. But what they told me... Lady Athol's defence..." He buried his face in both hands, and Cherry moved closer to him and laid her hand on his knee.

"Can this be worse?" Nick said, then, clearly deciding it probably could, tossed back the rest of his brandy, poured another, and brought the decanter to Haverford.

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

33.2K 3.4K 56
Life's controversy is overcome by understanding and conquered by love. Two couples. First, there is Lord Bennett Caldwell, Earl of Kendal. He knows o...
1.4M 42.4K 35
FOR FANS OF BRIDGERTON. To save her family's reputation, Isabella must impersonate her twin sister to deceive her sister's husband in a scheme that d...
599 31 7
A TIME TRAVEL ROMANCE Embark on a journey through time with Clara Wharton, a modern-day college girl whose love for Jane Austen novels takes her bey...
6.3K 246 22
"The stars spoke of one emerging tonight. One with a shadow like a cape threatening to engulf the one it follows, but with a light that walks in fron...