Dad jokes and pick up lines

By thisismayaa

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Mehh....just another bunch of cheesy pickup lines and some dad jokes. Have funn.. and also some random spams More

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By thisismayaa

Once I offered a teddy bear some dinner,
Then It said no, thanks

I'm already stuffed

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