The Wife

By Katjaface

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Hisoka can be a little bit... creepy. At least that's everyone's impression of him. But what happens when the... More

1: The Introduction
2: Dirty Talk
3: Rough Start
4: Kebabs
5: How I Met Your Father
6: Breaking the News
7: Chouko & Chrollo
8: Letting Go
9: Nap Time Interruption
10: The Killing Joke
11: Crushed
12: The Big Day
13: Change of Plans
14: Rich People
15: Visiting the Zoldycks
16: Falling Apart
17: Dinner, Interrupted
18: Tea Time
19: Devising a Plan
20: Boiling Over
21: Anger Issues
22: The Best Apology
23: The Fight Begins
24: The Fight Continues
25: One Fight Ends & Another Begins
26: Welcome Home, Honey
27: Mommy & Daddy Time
28: Late Night Cuddles
29: Pancake Breakfast
30: Threats & Requests
31: Special Requests & Special Threats
32: On The Road Again
33: The First Phone Call
34: Temper Tantrums
35: It Continues
36: The Trial
37: Opening Up
38: The Day Before Everything Fell Apart
39: The Day Everything Fell Apart
40: This Is It
41: Dreaming
42: Let's Begin
43: Let's End
44: You Can Do This
45: Chrollo Comes Over
46: Chouko & Chrollo Part Two
47: Get To Know You
48: Strange Noises
49: Extra Help
50: It's Not Going To Happen
51: Still Dreaming
52: Come Home
53: Nevermind
54: Coming Back Home Together
55: Something Isn't Right
56: How It Happened Before
57: Taking The Mask Off
58: His Turn
59: Her Turn
60: Their Turn
61: Hisoka & Chouko
62: Trust Me
63: Dates and Vacation
65: I'm Not Touching You
66: Complete Disaster
67: I Give Up
68: Making Up For It
69: Irresistable
70: The Drunk Conversations of the Morow Family
71: Perverted Hisoka
72: Switch
73: Responsible Play
74: The Husband & The Wife
Book 2 Teaser

64: AiAi~ The City of Love

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"What kind of place is this?!" You looked to your husband who was smiling cheerily at you as your sons ran around the street looking at everything.



"Like I said, it's the city of love!~" His arms wrapped around your waist and he kissed both of his special girls. "Do you have any gum, cutie?~"

"It's in the side pocket of your backpack. What are we doing here?" You looked up at him, noticing that people all around you were kissing, wooing or otherwise being romantic. "I don't know if I want my kids here..."

"Ah, they know what love is~ Let them have fun! Plus, this is the only town that has a daycare center~" He winked at you as he strolled along the street, now chewing gum. "Oh look, I know those two children."

You looked at the direction of his pointing finger towards a white-haired boy and a black-haired boy.

Then, the white-haired boy turned around. As your children zipped over to your legs, begging for gifts, you noticed your husband wave sweetly at the child. That boy then tapped the other's shoulder, prompting him to look back as well. Your husband however, had decided to wrap his arms around your shoulders and motioned for the two to come over. Before that however, you couldn't help but laugh at their faces.

They whispered to each other briefly before finally deciding to come over towards you. With a giggle, Hisoka licked your face, causing you to scowl.

"Stop being such a weirdo. Is that your work persona or something?"

"Yes~"

"Is it too late to pretend that I don't know you, and I'm a hard-working single mother of three?"

"Yes~"

You sighed and rolled your eyes.

"Hello, Hisoka. We thought you had left the game after the dodgeball tournament. Your fingers were all broken." The black-haired boy greeted your husband.

"What?!" You turned and looked at him, subconsciously stroking his hands; which looked flawless now.

"Not all of them.~ And I did leave for... urgent business... But now I have returned with my family?"

"You!? Family!?" The white-haired boy. "We thought these were NPCs! Some sick fantasy of yours!"

"What?!" You repeated. "No, no. Bungee is my husband of almost a decade, give or take. My name is Yumi. Yumi Morow. This is Chouko, and these are our twins, Zenko and Akio." Your twins clung onto your legs with hesitancy. "Say hello, boys. Say hello, Chouko."

Naturally your children, who were rarely anything but extroverted, decided now was the time to develop crippling shyness.

"Dadada!" Chouko reached towards Hisoka's face, which was behind you and you quickly felt her being plucked out of your hands by the magician.

"Hello, Mrs. Morow. Akio. Zenko. And Chouko. My name is Gon, and this is Killua!" Gon's mood considerably lightened.

"Idiot!" Killua bonked Gon on the head as he yelled at him. "Don't you remember everything this stupid clown did to us?! Heaven's Arena? The Hunter's Exam?"

"Ouch! Of course I remember! But then he helped us win the game and he has a family. Anyone with a family can't be that bad."

"Idiot!" Killua hit him again, this time making your boys laugh and come forward a bit. "Haven't you met my family!?"

This time, Hisoka laughed a bit, as he began rocking his tired daughter in his arms. It was nearly her nap time and lunch time. A volatile mix for someone under two.

"Please. If we could continue this in a restaurant, I think my baby would fair better."

"Fine. But you're paying." Killua scowled.

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